Amber, Amber
Follow me
Amber, Amber
Yo, yo, we need to go back to 2001 for this
Amber
You can run
You can hide
But I'll find you
Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, can't say the same
For Amber's ass, and her career
Johnny Depp is in the clear
Is Amber Heard's narrative that absurd?
(That's correct)
Does Amber Heard have an imagined world?
(That's correct)
Does Amber's turd resemble her character?
(That's correct)
Now can she spurn my advance to her?
(I'll have to check)
Is Amber Heard's narrative that absurd?
(That's corr?ct)
Does Amber Heard hav? an imagined world?
(That's correct)
Does Amber's turd resemble her character?
(That's correct)
Now can she spurn my advance to her?
(I have to check)
With Amber Heard it tends that all that can occur will happen per
That here Murphy's law just imagine you're in bed
And have to first attempt to pass and circumvent a massive turd
A can of worms that Depp has endured to have this bird again
Damnit, sir this wench, I would have strangled her to death
As I sang the words hoist the colors as her world would end
And the madness blurs
This madam squirts out a sound that sounds like help
But I wasn't exactly sure, so I tell her, sorry misheard
So I guess to her I'm death (deaf), shit
Let's pander Amber's ass
And smack a matras at the stand for her cause flat out
She can't manage to have an answer that hasn't had her lying
As a character having mastered the act of commanding
Gallons of water in Aquaman had the masses laughin' afterwards
Cause stans, understand that on the stand, as it stands
Amber Heard hasn't jerked a single tear
But, mastered acting as a massive H to O, so
Is Amber Heard's narrative that absurd?
(That's correct)
Does Amber Heard have an imagined world?
(That's correct)
Does Amber's turd resemble her character?
(That's correct)
Now can she spurn my advance to her?
(I'll have to check)
Is Amber Heard's narrative that absurd?
(That's correct)
Does Amber Heard have an imagined world?
(That's correct)
Does Amber's turd resemble her character?
(That's correct)
Now can she spurn my advance to her?
(I have to check)
Whose pen didn't get ink on the pad?
That'd be Amber
Who admits to have written an op-ed?
That'd be Amber
Who might just be shitting on the bed?
That'd be Amber
Who's to put, Amber winning, on a bet?
That'd be Amber
Here's a shoutout to Amber, cause from here on out
The only time we shout out to Amber
Is when we shout: "out" to Amber and have her leave
Perhaps I'll grab a flask of Jack and smash her hand
Then trash lash and bash to match Amber's actions
As to shatter her the chatter hut, but have her shat the sack
Resembles a mast, cause afterwards it's red flag alerts
It went from a bitch, to a bad bitch, then a badder her
Hold up and check what I said
A bitch to a bat, bitch, then I batter her
And as it were, splatter her cranium matter
The alien manner and maybe then have it burst out so much
I aught to audition a Walking Dead antagonist
But matter of fact her, narrative has such a loose seal
That whatever breath is left, it's best to save yours
Cause damnit, girl you haven't earned a carrot
For whatever character you care to work
Cause you're nothing but a blood sucking vampire
Shit, no wonder all of them wanted to cross examine her
Depp, better think with your head
Cause like a cadaver swerved out on the street
She's out of hers
Never stick your dick in crazy
I'm the real Slim Shady and even I can't stand her, so
[Chorus]
Is Amber Heard's narrative that absurd?
(That's correct)
Does Amber Heard have an imagined world?
(That's correct)
Does Amber's turd resemble her character?
(That's correct)
Now can she spurn my advance to her?
(I'll have to check)
Is Amber Heard's narrative that absurd?
(That's correct)
Does Amber Heard have an imagined world?
(That's correct)
Does Amber's turd resemble her character?
(That's correct)
Now can she spurn my advance to her?
(I have to check)
Whose pen didn't get ink on the pad?
That'd be Amber
Who admits to have written an op-ed?
That'd be Amber
Who might just be shitting on the bed?
That'd be Amber
Who's to put, Amber winning, on a bet?
That'd be Amber
Ho, ho, ho
Amber Heard is a
Ho, ho, ho
Atta girl, you're a
Ho, ho, ho
This ain't Santa blurting out
Ho, ho, ho
Damn the nerve on this
Ho, ho, ho
Elon Musk knows you're a
Ho, ho, ho
Lil Byte knows you're a
Ho, ho, ho
Stevie Knight knows you're a
Ho, ho, ho
Veteran Reacts knows you're a
Ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho
And Tom Macdonald is a ho
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