Ey beim Sex mit dem Boss, sagt Nadja Auermann: "Aua, Man"
ich sag: "Bitch, du weißt bescheid, kanadischer Powerschwanz"
ich flirte mit deiner Freundin über ICQ
und sie reibt sich dabei vor Geilheit am Stuhl
denn beim Sex mit dir, hat sie zwar Orgasmen, bloß
sie faked die, wie meinen Marmorkachelboden
denn dein 9 Centimeter Penis ist bedeutend zu wenig
damit bist du nah dran, an zeugunsunfähig
und holst ihn raus und deine Freundin entgegnet:"Ist das dein Ernst Schatz? Oh man.. da kann ich auch n' Feuerzeug nehmen.
Sorry Schatz, ey sei mir bitte nicht böse,
aber what the fuck, da ist mein Kitzler ja größer.
Und jetzt raus hier aber fix"
zündet sich erstmal ne Zigarette an und murmelt:
"ey man glaubt es ja wohl nicht,
was traut sich dieser Wicht"
wirft dann kopfschüttelnd ihr Handy mit den Worten:
"Fuck it, ich brauch heut noch n' Fick"
ruft mich an, sagt: "Hey, kommst du heut' abend zu mir?"
während sie verlegend grinsend mit ihren Haaren rumspielt
ich sag: "Später vielleicht, bin grad 'ne alte am bonen,
aber ey mal sehen, bleib auf jeden Fall mal at home"
und sie sagt: "Och bitte,
ich brauch heute deinen Schwanz. Naja, überlegs dir ich bin jedenfalls da Boss, Kisses"
eh, ja.. und dann geh ich, dann geh ich tatsächlich noch zu der Kleinen und..
geb ihr den kanadischen Powerschwanz
aber ey irgendwie hab ich kein bock mehr auf die, guck ma ey "nicht? wieso?"
ey irgendwie geht mir diese Schlampe auf die Nerven
"ah, wieso das jetzt alter?"
ja guck die doch mal an.. die hat Orangenhaut, wie Ernie
spritz trotzdem auf sie ab, und es gibt Flutkatastrophen
denn mein Schwanz hat das Volumen einer Gulaschkanone
ya man Gulaschkanone mois. So sieht das aus
ey mit dem Teil, mit dem Teil ne..
hab ich, hab ich echt schon in jungen Jahren Minderwertigkeitskomplexe ausgelöst bei..
hier [ ? ], Lexington Steel.. wie sie alle heißen. Weißte bescheid ne?
Kollegah is a performer. Their discography includes Kollegah, Zuhaltertape Vol.1 X-Mas Edition and Boss Der Bosse.
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