Frère, j'aurais pû être un dealer dans ton quartier
J'aurais pû être un tapeur ou un tapé
Taper des sac-à-main des mémés
Même enlever des bébés
Faire du blé
Sale jouer les macs dans les cafés
Casser des vitrines
?
Faire partie du fisc
Du FN, au feu les pompiers
Faire du fric sans cesses
Sur le dos des te-pu
Etre un proxénète, une tapette ou un cocus
Ou un trou du cul
Non, je laisse tomber
Ca devient vulgaire
si j'aimais la guerre
J'aurais pû être un militaire
Un fonctionnaire, si jamais j'aimais les papiers
Un miliardaire si mes parents étaient friqués
Mais manque de chance
J'habite en France
Et je ne suis pas riche
Sans triche
J'aurais bien pû naître en Autriche
Et faire l'autruche
A chaque fois que j'ai des problèmes
Ce n'est pas la solution que j'ai choisie
Qu'à cela ne tienne
A la tienne Etienne
Je n'ai pas besoin de tout
Ca quand j'écris mes poèmes
Je m'en ??
Je suis à 100% conscient
Du sens qu'ont les mots dans la vie
Et je te donne mon avis
Voici mon avis mon amis
Le tour est joué
J'aurais pû être abattu dans la rue
En jouant les cons
A Juant-les-Bains
Me faire faire construire une maison
Des tournées de films
Des fans d'un club de fusils
Je ne dis pas que les scouts sont des ploucs
Je dis seulement: j'en ai rien à ...
J'arrête, la censure me guette
Je prend position
Je prend le pognon
De la sasème
Et les propositions affluent
Salut je file et face
Befa saisit son fil
Il tape un défit
Mais qu'il se tape des vitamines
Bouffon!
Il dit que Fabe le pompe
Je le fusille
Mon style le mange
Il n'est qu'une glace à la vanille
J'aurais pû être obèse
En plus j'adorre manger
Mais je suis seul sur scène
Ca me permet de me dépenser
De me défoncer
De me donner à fond
D'enfoncer une face qui m'agace
Fais face
Je vais l'effacer
J'aurais pû être un gentil mouton
Coudre un pull en laine
Opter pour Le Pen
Aimer à l'aile en perdre l'aile
Mais ce n'est pas la peine
Plutôt me tais-je dans la scène
Mon kiff c'est calmer les con
Du FN avec une pote-ca quand même
Je dégaine tant de rimes
Ta rengaine, je frime
Mais tu te répette, mec Si tu veux je t'écris un texte
Mais j'assume ce que je dis
Parce que c'est moi qui l'ai écrit
Toi tu choisis
Et moi je donne mon avis
Un, deux, test, monte ma vois
J'aurais pû être un technicien
Ca ne m'intéresse pas
J'aurais pû être un micro
Mais en fait j'ai une âme
Inpécable, deuxpécable, troispécable
Je passe à table
Attention
J'aurais pû faire ça mignon
Sur la version
Inverser les fonctions
Du mauvais et du bon
Etre un pollitico mito
Miteux, menteur et corrompu
Etre un vieux crouton
Dont l'ambition
Est d'être abattu
M'appeler Jacques Martin
Et faire l'école des Fabes
L'école des fans
Ou bien l'école des diables
Très niveau dialbe des loubards
Et y être un Bounty
Etre un abruti
Ou une pétasse
Qui traîne au whisky à gogo
Mes gags sont glauques
Ils les font rire jaune
Mes blagues les bléquent
Et là ils s'affichent à ala zone
Un Z comme zéro
Un M comme mytho
Je ne peux rien pour toi
Branché bido
Pas ça Nesto
J'aurais pû t'aider
Si jamais j'étais estéticien
Un chirurgien
Ou plutôt même un vétérinaire
T'as pris tant de cachets
Que tu ressembles à un dalmatien
Mes mots sont lumineux
Le doux Gélo
Qui est un blair pervers
Tu as choisi la guerre
Tu es foutu
Je fais mes affaires
Et Stofkry lui fait des sons qui tuent
Le son retenu
Je contribue Au génocide des abrutis
Quand je te donne mon avis
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