(2x) Willkommen im Club, alle sind da;
Paar sind am dancen, paar an der Bar
Willkommen im Club wirklich alle sind hier
Paar sind am dancen paar trinken Bier Mdel (Junge) was ist mit Dir?
Die Tina tanzt wieder mal halbnackt im Club,
Hat sich die neusten Moves vom Nelly-Video abgekuckt.
Harry schnappt nach Luft und guckt stndig auf ihre Titten,
Denn er ist scharf auf sie, nur Dennis darf das nicht wissen.
Denn Dennis ist ihr Freund, und er guckt nur fies
Und trgt ein Unterhemd, damit man seine Muskeln sieht.
Flori groovt zum Beat mit der Kippe im Mund,
Obwohl Johanna immer zu ihm sagt: Das ist nicht gesund!
Andre sitzen nur rum so wie Carsten und Peter,
Die sich fragen, hat hier irgendwer noch Gras oder Papers?
Aber Nick kriegt das mit und versteckt sein' Joint
Und denkt: "Ich teil' mit den Deppen doch nicht mein bestes Zeug!"
Ali ist echt enttuscht, dass hier kein WestCoast luft,
Und Hannelore htte gern mehr Rap auf Deutsch.
Ulf hat extra fr heut' noch massig Texte gebt
Und doppelt "Shook Ones", bis er sich fast wie Eminem fhlt.
Der Rolf findet Eminem jetzt nicht mehr so real
Seitdem es jedes seiner Lieder auch als Klingelton gibt,l
Und whrend Frank represented und sich die Finger verkrampft,
Weil er das Wu-Tang-Zeichen bt, das er noch immer nicht kann,
Ist Klaus ziemlich entspannt, er hat die Lage im Griff;
Er ist der rtliche Chef der Baden-Badener Crips.
Doch wenn er Angela trifft hat er 'n Kribbeln im Bauch
Und stottert, "Hey yo was geht ab Bitch?", denn mehr bringt er nicht raus.
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Die da mit dem fetten Po ist Dolores,
Sie hlt sich neuerdings fr die Jennifer Lopez,
Birgit findet sie peinlich und lstert mit Anke
Und fragt sich: "Was will blo Moritz von dieser tzenden Schlampe?"
Moritz kommt rein, begrt die Homies im Club
Mit der Hand immer im Schritt, weil die Hose so rutscht.
Heut' trinkt er nichts, nein er spart sein Geld,
Hat sich die Tupac-Jacke aus den USA bestellt.
Und auch Thorsten macht auf "G", ganz in FUBU gestylet,
Hat an der Tr den Ausweis von seinem groen Bruder gezeigt.
Uwe fragt den DJ: "Haste keine Clubhits dabei?
Spiel' JaRule und DMX, dann gehen die Nutten hier steil!
Doch DJ Brooklyn meint, dass er keine Jukebox ist,
Whrend er "Mass Appeal" mit" Superstar" von Group Home mixt.
Vllig zugekifft mitten auf der Damentoillete
Sucht Steffen nach weissen Flchen um sein' Namen zu taggen.
Das strt die arme Annette, die grad' ihren Lidstrich zieht,
Weil sie hofft, dass Jens sie sieht und sich in sie verliebt.
Doch der steht mitten im Cypher, und jetzt kann Jens da nicht weg
Weil er grad 'n Skill abfeuert und 'nen Faker zerflext.
Die letzte S-Bahn ist weg, deshalb ist Anke noch da,
Und Jochen wittert seine Chance und denkt: "Die mach ich mir klar."
Aber Anke hat heut' schon was mit Jonas am Start,
Und der steht grad' auf'm Klo vor dem Kondomautomat.
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