Ude midt i skoven - knler ned, stter mig ned
Hugger li' en hl du ved, piller ve' en pl du ved
Bum stik-i-det-bum ligger der en syg hare
Laver indvolde til suppe slger pels som mrkevare
Pisker afsted med min riffel jeg ta'r en giffel og gaffel og kniv
Og hr' et piv da jeg skal til at spise den men jeg m vise den
Anden hnd med pistol jeg m ikke misse den
Gr klar i min kajak mens jeg driver gennem disen
Tnder en tobak slr et flak og hrer et fnis
Fra en fod-kanin der chiller p en sten
Griller den p bl og stanger tnder med dens ben
Bygger mig en hule ser en ugle tude den der en kugle
Jeg p jagt efter elgen med dens mule
Med revolver stolper nr jeg dolker dyrene med min kniv
Ta'r deres liv og ser de skriger
For jeg er kriger jger psykopat soldat
Og jeg higer efter et bytte med blod og indvolde
Jeg er skovens rivalus og vil gi' min hjre rvbalde for rikitiki tavus
Med bind for jnene ude i en skov
Skyder efter lyde det er ik' for sjov
Arh der rg min hnsehund
Ned med nakken jeg nakked' den i frakken
Jeg lister hen til kteren og samler den op
Og drikker fidos blod af en rya-kaffekop
Vi er ude p jagt
Jagt! Tag dig i agt!
Vi er ude p jagt
Jagt! Tag dig i agt!
Jeg er jger jeg har gevrer og det lyder sdan her' hvad s der' ko
Af dens skind kan jeg hkle mig en kbe kun en tbe frygter ikke mig
Nr jeg lader den skarpt s rg ned med flaget
Kabang sir det s, s blir dyremoderen ked..
Men jeg videre for fuglene de kalder som mine rvballer
Fles som en ungm's kinder i en hrdstiv kuling
Smash og en lussing til mig selv nr ser at elgen den forsvinder
Fra en larm fra min tarm og jeg tnker om det nytter
At te' sig som et svin ved at g og nakke btter
P skovsens bund med en porter og min rambo-kniv
Ligger jeg og trkker vejret roligt med et siv
Ser en silhuet hrer "sqwuak" fra en skumhest
Trkker en missil fra min skudsikre skumvest
Krikken blir urolig lber vk i zig-zag
Lader bffe-jernet op og gir den noget lak..!
Finder nogen mariehns og ta'r dem med min nve
Puster rgen ud p dem og gr dem alle skve
Kaster dem i luften slr en skid skyder dem ned
Plaffer ls blir nervs for der str en ged
Der er klar til at stange i min rv-guitar
Det si'r "KAHUNGA" og jeg vil ha' ram p dyrene
Det vil vre nemmere at skyde et par ker til et dyrskue
Hold det dyr stop det dyr PLAF!
Nu skal jeg ha' steg og drikke dyre vin karaffel
Falafel og sdan noget det er fortid nu
Den str p kulrte mrbrad og fondue - dyr
De er de's med mig jeg gr dem dus med dden de blir tilbehr
Til kartofler og morter granater du sger plakater
Kan klare selv de vrste kumpaner
Nr jeg fedter rundt i krattet med mit jagthorn
Eller bller jgermeister i mit vagttrn
For jeg er abernes konge har en kiks i min lomme
Hvis din neonfisk har "beuf" kan den bare komme
Jeg syr den om til et par vanter
Og jeg er skovens kumpan og med min dolk
Skr jeg hovedet af den og spiller bold!
P et ml jeg har lavet af en ko mellem grenene
Den ser lidt ked udaf det men den mangler ogs benene og stenene
For en ko har ingen klunker kun dunker fulde af mlk som jeg ogs skyder
Jeg nyder det ikke som en fin taffel men jeg er en jger og jeg m ha' gris p min gaffel!
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