Kom til din papa lead rappar hip happar
Habba sutsut
Hnderne i lommen pikspiller forbudt budt
Vi kan lave en fut fut lige paa the spot
Men kan du styre det?
Nul det for raat for dig
Det alt for hot for dig chilli med ild i
Saa jeg grder snot for dig mulli vanulli
Lav det funky
Lav det hippie og groovy
Lissom Malk de Koijn vores liv er en movie
Med nogle lyde i nogle riller saa det kriller i din diller
Hvis du ikke har nogen diller saa er det der hvor blodet spilder fra
Kan man faa det snildere? (hva'?)
Vi har de flammer i nogle rammer
Der kan tnde din cigar
Vi tndte hnen fr du fik fjer paa den
Men dine arme er for korte
Du kan stadig ikk' naa den
Saa ryst de hofter lft de lofter
Vi gider ikke hre bger om din sindssyge moster
Saa tag og tag dig sammen og ikke ligge og lege foster
Lling eller klling maa betale det det koster
Eller tigge til en slikkepind og stikke den slikke ind
I fulgemulen der sidder midt i kuglen
Jeg plaprer ikke om fjabbe men det er noget der har lber
Hvis du snapper det jeg rapper prv at brug dine kber syng
"Rock Nalle Rock Nalle lille Palle "
Det fede nye mantra - drop Hare Krishna
(gentag mantra)
Du surfer med paa blgen og du glemmer helt at tjalle
(gud) - ORD OP !
En grsk kan ikke hamle op med det
Bajer og biler garneret med lidt pop fette
Det er dyt godnat
Du venter paa Gordot
Naar Messias er her og hedder .... Mattias !
Omk
Mit fornavn er er Bob
Og det er efterfulgt af prod
Bob Prod ikke buttplug
Saa fat det dit faak-fjs
Bab min bjs din ...
Lab mit gjs din ...
Jeg ved du ligger underkjs og sniffer til mit undertjs
Din rv
Tiden er en anden i lynkrabbernes palads
Der hvor der fr var plads vil du nu mrke stress
Fr i tiden hngte du ud men for at spille mig
Nu du vag jeg ved prcis hvor jeg skal stille dig
Paa den lokale tank som pinup for b-drenge
De spiller din lut
Bansjappalidut paa din g-streng
Synd at det sku' gaa saadan
For jeg var en ven
Og saa maa det jo gaa saadan
For du er en af dem
Der hiver stikket ud mens strmmen er spndt
Og hiver pikken ud mens kresten er mest tndt
Eller kommer til en fed fest og be'r om mic test
Der er en pige der synes du er sd du raaber
FEDE HEST (huhhuhhuh)
Du drmmer mig en drm i nat
Hvor dit liv er hyldet ind i lutter smat
Som en twisted risged med ildsved og feberparanoia
Stanken af angsten for mig er tydelig naar du tager dit tj af
For du er blot rg rundt om min finger
Svinger dig i traadene naar din drklokke ringer
Frer dig til maskebal
Eller nrmere karneval for mediers masseknald
Fristelser eller bristelser af fantasier
Hos ignoranter der allerhelst skal ha' aflb for deres gevir
Vi hnger og jeg snakker
Griner af din nye makker
Syv plser kommer flyvende i diamantbelagte Engbakker
Griber og byder alt du nyder alt
Striber af Femmes Fatale - de byder alt
Nyfdt Cock Nalle skal knalde et og alt
Speederen i bund paa den gamle bane og gi den fuld salt
Men lille Luderdreng jeg svrger
Du kan ikk' fortrng mig
Hrger det sind blser den vind for din frden
Fuglemanden faar dig til at dreje rundt med verden
Omk
Uhh nanah - millimeter fra men ingen cigar x2
Din ryg den var for slatten
Saa nu skrider missekatten ud i ly af natten
For at find' en neger der ka' ta' sig af den
Det er her du begynder at drukne dig selv indefra
Te dig som vinderen af VM i nar
Mens du famler rundt i blinde efter en kvinde der kan minde dig om hende
Vandre tankerne tilbage til hendes veninde
Du bunder din snaps og nu er du skarp som en laks
Hun har lige kldt sig om til Janet Jackson
Hvis hun ville opgi' rumpen ville det vre bomben
Hun kysser dig paa panden koldsved i maven
Piller ringen af din finger og smiler som en vsel
Bestiller to Jack o'Bailey's og et spark fra et sel
Og saa en vodkadrink en hopla drink en chokobolosjusenyokoonobusmedbaathorn
Og en snemand til dit snot horn
Det er her I fanger en vogn deler en margarita med torskerogn
Du fyrer vitser af som Tommy Kenter
- Ingen klovn ingen sjovn
Det er her du vaagner op med hende den anden
Ristet brd kaffe paa kanden kramper i panden
Tnder en morgencigar - kradser din rvguitar
Den morgen fede i dine Batmanshorts er svr at holde hemmelig
Det er her du hrer en stemme sige
"Hej, er du min far?"
Malk de Koijn is a group formed in 1994. Their discography includes Smash Hit in Aberdeen, Rocstar and Sneglzilla. Tue Track is a member of the band.
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