B.R.I. gadier de l'espace
Quand la justice n'a plus sa place c'est lui qui prend sa place
B.R.I. gadier de l'espace
Qu'il pleuve ou qu'il vente il est toujours dans l'espace
Cher brigadier de l'espace je t'envois cette lettre
Je lis tes aventures dans les magazines sans son visuel
Mais la planète qui m'a vu naître s'est fait attaquer par des extraterrestres viens vite nous aider
Mes parents ont été changé en statues de selle
Chère petite fille tout d'abord sache pour ta gouverne que "sel" ça s'écrit "s.e.l"
J'ai bien lu ta lettre et je file te sauver
J'arriverai au spatioport au niveau B
Vers 14h si Google map s'est pas gourré
Et s'il y a pas de bouchon parce qu'il y a des travaux sur Cassiopée
Ne perd pas espoir, PS: la justice arrive à vive allure pour triompher
B.R.I. gadier de l'espace
D'où que vienne la menace c'est lui qui la remplace
B.R.I. gadier de l'espace
Qu'il neige ou qu'il grêle il est toujours dans l'espace
Cher brigadier ta lettre m'a réconforté mais les aliens fracturent la porte du salon...
Ils ont des haches laser et la plupart porte pas de pantalon
Je crains pour ma vie et bien plus avant de la perdre
Signée Jessica par pitié ne m'oublie pas
Putain merde cher brigadier tu es là ?
J'ai plus de lettre depuis cinq minutes
Cher brigadier, crac à coup de tatane la porte qui vole en fumée devant le brigadier
Tu entres dans le salon comme un diable entre sa voiture
Vois les aliens, les jettes sur le mur puis les emboîtes
Tu m'sauves moi la petite fille et m'embrasse sur la bouche
Oh pardon j'étais dans le feu de l'action et t'avais pas l'air farouche
B.R.I gadier de l'espace
Quand le monde perd la face c'est lui qui la remplace
B.R.I gadier de l'espace
Qu'il y ait du brouillard ou du crachin il est toujours dans l'espace
Brigadier ne vous reposez pas sur votre couronne et remettez les gaz
Un alien s'est échappé de New Alcatraz et c'est le dangereux Balfoutras
Cher alien renégat qui s'échappe je suis juste derrière toi je peux toucher tes soupapes
Ici brigadier lève donc le pied sur l'champignon que j'procède illico à ta cyber-arrestation
Signé qui tu sais je l'ai dis au début j'suis un peu trou du cul
Cher brigadier tu auras beau me coller à la trace de mon froc
Tu ne verras jamais mieux que mon pare-choc
On m'appelle Balfoutras et à deux mille à l'heure je trace
Et tu me rattraperas jamais parce que...
Chers enfants voilà ce qui se passe quand on écrit une lettre au volant
Respectez la vitesse dans les agglomérations cosmiques
Et le marquage au sol évidemment
Le saviez-vous, dans les galaxies plus d'un mutant sur quatre n'a pas sa ceinture ni son gilet
Et n'oubliez pas vos phares car dans l'espace personne ne vous entend klaxonner
B.R.I gadier de l'espace
Quand du mal on perd la trace c'est lui qui la remplace
B.R.I gadier de l'espace
Qu'il y ait des éclairs sciant des nuages il est toujours dans l'espace
B.R.I gadier de l'espace
Dans les bars quand il y a de la casse c'est lui qui la remplace
B.R.I gadier de l'espace
Qu'il y ait des brumes ou des hallebardes il est toujours dans l'espace
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