Depuis que je suis gosse on me raconte de drôles de choses
Un tas d'histoires louches, des trucs qui me semblent suspects
C'est certainement parce que leur vie doit être morose
Que les grands inventent des histoires bêtes comme leurs pieds
Sornettes, inepties, balivernes, sottises
Mon oeil voit bien dans vos bêtises
C'est pas que j'veux pas croire au père Noël
Mais permettez moi juste d'exprimer mon point de vue
Dans toutes les BDs ou même les dessins animés
Tout l'monde la capté le père Noël a un gros cul
Il ne passera pas
Sornettes, inepties, balivernes, sottises
Mon oeil voit bien dans vos bêtises
Tout les ans à Pâques les cloches amènent des chocolats
Elles les planquent un peu partout autour de la maison
Il faut croire que je ne me trouve jamais au bon endroit
Ces satanées cloches commencent à m'casser les bonbons
Je ne les entends pas
Sornettes, inepties, balivernes, sottises
Mon oeil voit bien dans vos bêtises
Faut pas prendre le cul de pépère pour une tasse à café
Saperlipopette messieurs arrêtez vos bêtises
Tous les gosses connaissent la vérité
Et si c'n'est pas encore le cas
Peut-être faudrait-il préserver les plus jeunes d'entre nous des paroles qui vont suivre
Olé
Les carottes ne rendent pas aimable
La soupe ne fait pas grandir
J'suis sage j'ai pas d'image
Et j'dois l'accepter sans rien dire
20 ans qu'on s'moque de moi
Qu'on m'fait passer pour un cul-cul
Tu sais où tu t'l'as mets mon pote ta chasse au dahut
En mai fais c'qu'il te plait
Je dois rester chez moi j'suis puni
J'perds mes dents d'lait
J'dois dormir avec une souris
Le poisson ne rend pas intelligent
Mesdames messieurs pour faire dodo maintenant
Faut que j'compte les moutons deux par deux
C'est une voiture de ville elle peut pas traverser la France
Vérifie le niveau d'huile ou tu vas croiser la dame blanche
La branlette ça rend sourd comment je vais faire ma puberté
T'approche pas trop du four ou il va imploser
Tu t'es cassé la jambe ben souffle dessus
T'auras moins mal et t'auras une jolie langue
Si on t'arrache les amygdales
Tiens toi bien au resto ou j'appelle le père fouettard
Tu veux devenir costaud garçon termine tes épinards
La coupe au bol c'est chouette
Ecoute un peu c'que dis ta mère
Reste sur ta serviette y a les requins au lac du Der
Le hamster n'est pas mort
Il n'bouge plus c'est qu'il s'embête
Et si tu mens encore ton nez va prendre un centimètre
Sornettes, inepties, balivernes, sottises
J'suis sûr que c'est même vrai ce que raconte les grands
Je vous le dis net la vérité pour devise
De sortir de la bouche des enfants
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