Canardo : Allo Orel tu t'rappel hier quand on c'est croisé
Orelsan : Ouais
Canardo : Y'avais une brune à coté d'toi j'ai pas pu trop lui parlé
Orelsan : Attend hier la grande avec la frange sur qui j'ai renversé mon verre
Canardo : Ouais, j'ai flashé passe mon son numéro s'te plait mon frère
Orelsan : Tu flashes sur tout c'qui bouge comme un radar en zone 30. Cette fille c'est ma cousine elle est jeune et innocente. J'connais tes techniques lui leurs réserve une mort lente. Quand elle viendra pleurer comment j'explique a ma pauvre tante ?
Canardo :Oh Arrete...
Orelsan : Pauvre parleur, trop charmeur, oiseau d'malheur change de proie y'en a plein d'autres ailleurs, gratteur qui promettrai la lune de miel pour une vilaine nuit, j'te confirais meme pas la soeur de mon pire ennemi
Canardo : Nan t’inquiète j'la traiterai comme ma chérie j'l'emmenerai toucher l'ciel
Orelsan : ...Ouais le problème c'est quand elle atterrie. Tu m'as montrer ton téléphone les films que t'avais prit, t'as d'quoi concurrencer youporn dans ton Blackberry
Canardo : J'ai changé
Orelsan : T'es ex partent en vrille et j'parle pas d'patinage, tu vas la faire sortir du droit chemin comme un salle virage
Tu veux l'avoir pour l'avoir tu l'as jete dès qu't'en a marre, j'connais l'histoire : j'suis l'même genre de batard !
[Refrain]
T'es mauvais plan on l'est connais, on a deja tous donné, tu va encore tout foutre en l'air et devine qui va payer
fais croquer (jamais),fais croquer (jamais),fais croquer (jamais),fais croquer (jamais),fais croquer (jamais),fais croquer (jamais),fais croquer (jamais)
Hmm... s'il te plais Nan(s'il te plais),Nan(s'il te plais),Nan(s'il te plais),Nan(s'il te plais), Nan(s'il te plais)
[Couplet 2]
Gringe : Allô Canardo ?
Canardo : Ouais allô ?
Gringe : Ouais c'est Gringe
Canardo : Ouais ?
Gringe : Hé dis moi, j'viens d'avoir le boss de l'hôtel au téléphone
Canardo : Et donc ?
Gringe : Il veut t'passer un savon
Canardo : Et pourquoi ?
Gronge : Ah tu sais pas pourquoi ?
!
Canardo : All... Allô ?! Hé j'capte plus !
Gringe : Veilleur de nuit t'es censé acceuillir les clients mais toi tu pionce sur l'contoir et bave sur les depliants
Canardo : Quoi ? C'est faux j'me suis jamais endormi
Gringe : Ouais, quand tu dors pas il retrouve des sites de boule dans l'historique de l'ordi. Tu t'leve fonce-dé, p'tit dej croissant congelé
Canardo : Un mal au dos j'te cache pas qu'j'ai bien besoin d'un p'tit congé
Gringe : Quoi ? D'un p'tit congé, qu'est ce qu'tu m'parle de t'détendre, les femmes de ménage retrouvent des capotes usagée dans les poubelles des chambres et il parait qu'tu vends d'l'alcool aux black, au bar c'est toujours toi l'premier a finir les yeux rempli d'Jack. Puis ta collègue qui démissionne pour harcèlement. T'es au courant il r'cherche deja une nouvelle candidate ? J'tes recommander au patron t'as pécho l'phone-tel de sa fille maintenant j'suis griller dans tous les hotel de la ville
Canardo : C'est pas d'ma faute elle arrête pas d'm'chauffer
Gringe : Ouais toujours pareil j'te met sur un plan et tu t'fais licencié.
[Refrain]
T'es mauvais plan on l'est connais, on a deja tous donnez, tu va encore tout foutre en l'air et devine qui va payer
fais croquer (jamais),fais croquer (jamais),fais croquer (jamais),fais croquer (jamais),fais croquer (jamais),fais croquer (jamais),fais croquer (jamais)
Hmm... s'il te plais Nan(s'il te plais),Nan(s'il te plais),Nan(s'il te plais),Nan(s'il te plais), Nan(s'il te plais)
[Couplet 3]
Canardo : J'te jure les gars c'est pas bien, en moi vous n'voyer qu'du vice. J'vous renverai l'ascenceur, j'vous d'mande qu'un petit service
Gringe : Un p'tit service mec mais ou sont les prods qu'on t'as d'mander ? J'ai d'ja eu l'temps d'mourir 15 fois et d'ressucité
Canardo : Arrete de tout mélanger, arrete de dire qu'j'ai changé tu sais très bien qu'tes pas le seul et qu'mon planning est chargé. Entre le stud, la scène, c'est pas une affaire de flemme. J'ai pas le temps pour moi, ni même le temps de ken
Orelsan : Pourtant il t'reste du temps pour dragué ma cousine
Canardo : Ne mélange pas ma vie intime à celle des magasines et j'ai vue tout tes appels, tes textos, tes e-mails, j'ai oublié de t'rapplé ne m'en veut pas mon khey. Faut s'rendre a l'évidence regarde la concurence des fois tu rap, des fois pas t'es pas dans la cadence mais bon j'ai comme même quelque chose à t'faire écouter rendez vous demain 15h00, rue acsso studio B.
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