Dis chéri, puisque tu m'aimes
Et que des mois il n'en reste que neuf
Tu voudrais pas t'donner la peine
D'arrêter d'souffler comme un boeuf
A chaque fois que j'te dis freine
Je sais t'as d'super pneus neufs
Mais même tunné ça reste une citroën
Pour être père, évite d'être veuf
Dis chéri puisque tu m'aimes
Et que des mois il n'en reste que huit
Tu voudrais pas t'donner la peine
De réparer l'évier, y a une fuite
Ne m'embrasse pas j'ai un problème,
Avec ta p'tite langue qui s'agite
Ecarte toi même ton haleine
Plus ça va, et moins ça m'exite
Dis chéri puisque tu m'aimes
Et que des mois il n'en reste que sept
Tu voudrais pas t'donner la peine
D'aller fumer dehors ta cigarette
Ah oui je sais c'est pas de veine
L'ascenseur qui tout le temps s'arrête
Et on habite au 19e
Tiens voila, les poubelles sont prêtes
Dis chéri tu m'aimes un peu
Des mois, il n'en reste que six
Je crois que c'est pas malin de
Parler sans arrêt, à ton fils
Car dans mon ventre je sens bien que
Je vais avoir, une petite miss
Et que cette fille aura mes yeux
Et pas les tiens, qui sont si tristes
Dis chéri tu m'aimes un peu
Des mois, il n'en reste que cinq
A chaque fois que jouent les Bleus
Les potes et toi, soyez moins dingues
Faut pas que la p'tite aime ce jeu
Avec vos bierres, c'est elle qui trinque
Donne lui l'exemple si tu peux
Ou ta télé, j'te la déglingue
Dis chéri tu m'aimes un peu
Des mois, il n'en reste que quatre
Si tu veux faire pour le mieux
Ne remarque pas, que je m'empate
Tu devrais plutôt être heureux
Toi qui n'aime pas, trop les filles plates
Je sais que tu fais des envieux
Et y a pas qu'mon ventre qui se dilate
Dis chéri tu m'aimes toujours
Des mois, il n'en reste que trois
Il faudrait peut-être qu'un jour
Tu ailles dormir, sur le sofa
Parce que l'enfant est peut-être sourd
Mais moi j'te jure, je le suis pas
Et pour ronfler t'es hors concours
J'dois m'reposer, c'est marqué là
Dis chéri tu m'aimes toujours
Des mois, il n'en reste que deux
Il faudrait peut-être qu'un jour
On se mette à moins voir, tes vieux
Ta mère qui décape le four
Pour me montrer, qu'elle le fait mieux
Pendant qu'ton père me fait la cour
Si au moins il lui restait des cheveux
Dis chéri tu m'aimes toujours
Des mois, il n'en reste plus qu'un
Si tu veux éviter d'être lourd
Va dire à ton meilleur copain
Celui qui a fait ce beau discours
A notre mariage, au mois de juin
Au sujet de ton ancien amour
Qu'il rêve, s'il veut être parrain
Dis chéri tu ne m'aimes plus
Lorsqu'on a eu des quadruplés
Est-ce que par hasard t'aurais vu
Ma mini-jupe, et mon bustier
Tu comprendras je n'en peux plus
Près d'un an sans aller danser
Mais non sans moi t'es pas perdu
Même seul, tu vas y arriver
De toute façon tout le monde a vu
Qu'pendant neuf mois
Tu n'as rien fait
Elisa Tovati is a bit of a mystery to us. Their discography includes Ange Etrange and -Je Ne Mâche Pas Les Mots. Their most popular genre is Pop.
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Sweden and the United States are two countries far from each other, thousands of kilometers separate them, the language, culinary and sporting traditions, I don't feel so categorical about the landscapes, not knowing all of America there may be states that have the same reliefs of the country of northern Europe, but on one thing I am sure
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In England there are institutions that are untouchable, first of all Queen Elizabeth II who reigns undisputed in the beating heart of every Englishman, then there are the Beatles, and that's the reason why they were awarded the title of baronets.
Looking at the images, one immediately thinks of archive photos of at least a year and a half ago. Lots of people together without masks dancing freely
How a music group can deliver strong and clear messages without singing is a mystery yet Canadians GoodSpeed You! Black Emperor they succeed very well.
"Creep" by Radiohead is certainly one of the most listened to, revisited and reinterpreted songs in the history of music. So much loved and listened to on all six continents, at least once in our life we all found ourselves humming it.
Very bad story for rapper T.I. and his wife Tiny, in fact, they have been accused of sexual abuse and kidnapping.
The malefactor managed to take Koji and Gustavo away, while Miss Asia, the third bulldog, escaped and was found shortly after by Lady Gaga's bodyguards.
David Crosby against Phoebe Bridgers, if we had been in the Middle Ages, they probably would have challenged each other with the sword, while in 2021 they decided to go wild with tweets.
Evan Rachel Wood, the beautiful protagonist of Westworld has decided to denounce the violence she has suffered for years, at least according to what she claims, by Marilyn Manson.
After some positive signs in the past months, here is the news that we weren't hoping to learn and that throws new questions on the possibility of organizing festivals and live concerts for 2021.
The winners of the 43rd edition of the Kennedy Center Honors have recently been announced, including Joan Baez, Dick Van Dyke, Debbie Allen and the violinist Midori.
The band Soundgarden recently recorded two classics with Brandie Carlile. After the death of their leader Chris Cornell, the band had decided to stop for some time also as a sign of respect for the untimely death of their front man.
New year is synonymous of news and in fact 2021 opened with a nice surprise. The American rock group, The Foo Fighters, founded in 1994 by Dave Grohl ex drummer of Nirvana, delight us with the release of a new single entitled "No son of Mine".
He was 69 and on Christmas Day, guitarist Tony Rice, Bluegrass legend, passed away. His label, Rounder Records, made the news with an official release on December 26th.
We still talk about music, but today we do it from a different point of view, taking a cue from a book, a photographic book called Ten Cities.
I was about 6 years old when I listened for the first time "Blowing in the wind" hummed by my mom while she was accompanying me to school, the version was the Italian one, but I liked the rhythm right away.
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