The Arrogant Worms

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Proud t o be a banker


Im proud to be a banker
Im proud to be a banker
Im proud to be a banker
cause I get to play with other peoples money

Im having a lousy day
I burned my toast and spilled my coffee
On my best shirt. so I had to change and then
Im late for work. so I rush into the meeting
Where they are discussing what my future in the corporation is
And I dont really give a damn
But I dont have another job
And so I lie and say

Im proud to be a banker
Im proud to be a banker
Im proud to be a banker
cause I get to talk to stimulating people

I open up my mail
Hoping that its not a bill but its from the bank
Saying that I have only 20 hours to go
To contribute to my rrsp for this tax year
So I run down to the bank but theres a 20-mile lineup
And Im yelling and Im screaming
And Im not wearing any pants ah ah ah ah ahhhhh

Im proud to be a banker
Im proud to be a banker
Im proud to be a banker
cause I get to screw with other peoples lives

I took out 40 bucks
From the automatic teller. it told me
That I couldnt cause I just had 10
But that cant be cause I just got paid on friday
So I go down to the bank, wait an hour in the lineup
And Im talking to the teller
She says wait Ill get your last months statement
She comes back in 7 hours
Says Ive got some interest charges and a cheque from uncle bill
That bounced and so theyll have to charge me 40 bucks for that
And for the box I never opened and I dont have overdraft protection
And I think Ill die before I pay off all that I owe and I dont even
Own a car

Im pleased to be a banker
Im proud to be a banker
Im pleased to be a banker
cause I get to play with other peoples money

(hes a banker)
Would you please endorse this cheque?
(hes a banker)
Do you have any assets?
(hes a banker)
You should buy you shouldnt rent
(hes a banker)
The cheque will cost you fifty cents
(it will cost you fifty cents)
(hes a banker and he says
That it will cost you fifty cents
Hes a banker and he says
That it will cost you fifty cents)
(it will cost you fifty cents)

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Biografia

The Arrogant Worms are a Canadian musical comedy trio known for their parodies of various musical genres. Their humor manifests both through their songs and their on-stage banter with the audience. Active since 1989, they have released numerous albums, including "The Arrogant Worms" (1990), "Wormy Christmas" (1993) and "Songs for the Discerning Ear" (2004). Some of their most popular songs include "The Ballad of the Big Red Button", "I'm a Worm" and "My Name is Bob".

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