Radadadada ... radadada ... radadaradara ....
Ich komm von ner Schlägerei , FÜNF gegen EINEN und ich war alleine!.
Doch ich hatte was dabei , fühlt ihr wie die Spannung steigt?
Hört zu ich erzähls euch , es war ein .... (HAHAHAHAHA!)
Ich war im Kaufhaus , Sommerschlussverkauf!
Mein Kopf sagte zu mir : KAUF! , und ich stand bei den DVD's und sagte "Schon geseh'n".
Auf einmal flog ne Faust und mein Auge blinkte blau und ... Sag mal was soll diese Schweinerei?.Nun komm , (.. Ready FIGHT!)Was wollt ihr , euch boxen?
...meine Tochter!
Doch sie hatten keine Lust auf meine Späße und sie schauten böse , soo bööse!Wo war mein Messer , mein Schlagring , die Panzerfaust , Flaschenöffner meine Cobra - der Gartenschlauch?
Zu hause vergessen ... NATOLL!
Plötzlich kam der erste auf mich zu , er war behaart und breit wie Balu.
Ich verstand "Hey man ich mach dich platt!
Ich sagte "Schlag mich so hart du kannst!"(Kenner wissen , fight Club!)."
Und es entbrannte eine Rangelei , wir flogen über Kinderfilme , ich schlug auf mit Shrek drei und ich rannte los in die Damenabteilung , zwischen Bh's und Höschen flogen Staubsauger im Bogen bis hin auf meine Füße.
Doch ein seidener goldener Tanga rettete mich vor den freunden von Chupanka!
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