The tables set ant the turkeys out
Christmas is here, let out a shout
The familys gathered all about
Christmas, christmas is here!
Everyone is wearing big smiles
They all try to act nice for a while
Then george calls his in-laws vile
Christmas, christmas is here!
Always at one time of the year
When everyones problems disappear
And everyone smiles from ear to ear
Christmas, christmas is here!
George has been drinking a lot
He just cant keep out of the sauce
He says his wifes been screwing her boss
Christmas, christmas is here!
Margaret throws her food in his face
People are hungry, its really a waste
Then she screams, how does that taste?
Christmas, christmas is here!
Always at one time of the year
When everyones problems disappear
And everyone smiles from ear to ear
Christmas, christmas is here!
George picks up the carving knife
Weilds it around and starts to slice
Henry cocks his shotgun twice
Christmas, christmas is here!
Henry says, hey, whats the deal?
Just sit down and finish your meal
Or Ill pump you full of steel!
Christmas, christmas is here!
Always at one time of the year
When everyones problems disappear
And everyone smiles from ear to ear
Christmas, christmas is here!
Police arrive just after eight
Responding to a noise complaint
Open the door, what a grisly fate
Christmas, christmas is here!
Fa la la and deck the halls
Blood was spattered on the walls
Merry christmas, one and all!
Christmas, christmas is here!
Always at one time of the year
When everyones problems disappear
And everyone smiles from ear to ear
Christmas, christmas is here!
Always at one time of the year
When everyones problems disappear
And everyone smiles from ear to ear
Christmas, christmas is here!
The Arrogant Worms are a Canadian musical comedy trio known for their parodies of various musical genres. Their humor manifests both through their songs and their on-stage banter with the audience. Active since 1989, they have released numerous albums, including "The Arrogant Worms" (1990), "Wormy Christmas" (1993) and "Songs for the Discerning Ear" (2004). Some of their most popular songs include "The Ballad of the Big Red Button", "I'm a Worm" and "My Name is Bob".
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My favorite group when I was just a teenager were the Fugees, thanks to them a certain curiosity about english language was born in me. I wanted to know and understand the lyrics of their songs, it wasn't enough for me to be carried away exclusively by their beautiful music.
Sweden and the United States are two countries far from each other, thousands of kilometers separate them, the language, culinary and sporting traditions, I don't feel so categorical about the landscapes, not knowing all of America there may be states that have the same reliefs of the country of northern Europe, but on one thing I am sure
It has been talked about for almost 3 years, rumored and it is hoped that sooner or later they will arrive at a collaboration, and now we are satisfied: the Catalan singer Rosalia and the American musician Oneohtrix finally announce the publication of a piece together!
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