Holla die Waldfee, alder. Was?Volker is back. Na und?
Ja sichi, alder
Back wie michi, alder. Lass den Quatsch ey.
Halt die Fresse du Spacken Erzähl? mir nix von deinem Alter-Ego, alter
Bei mir klingelt der Spacken Volker jedes SchaltjahrJeden 29. zwoten, steht er da der King von euch ganzen IdiotenUnd nervt mit seinen stupiden Reim und kann scheinbar nicht einmal zufrieden sein
Sein Durst ist nicht zu stillen,
Doch er hält seinen Kurs und er kriegt sein WillenUnd er will noch eine letzte harte NachtZeigen wer party macht, bis die Schwarte kracht(und zwar) Im Dreckigsten Schuppen der Stadt(so breit) Der Kerl kriegt nen Gruppenrabatt(so high) Der Typ hat schon Druck auf den Ohr?n(so voll) Vollkommen in der Mucke verlor?n
Er wankt schon ein wenig, doch guckt noch nach vorn?
Und sabbelt als wär er mit Schluckauf gebor?n
Er trifft dabei nicht selten neue LeuteVergisst die Namen, behält die FeuerzeugeSein gutes Recht auf zwei linke Beine,halten Volker fest am Boden wie Hinkelsteine, ja
So steht er da, nur scheiße und Rap im KopfUnd feiert, bis der Schweiß von der Decke tropft
Vom Kathering hat er das meiste schon weggestopft,was er dir auch gerne zum Beweiß in die Ecke kotzt Volker Racho ! Mit dem Kopf durch die Wand, mit der Tür ins HausVolker Racho ! Querfeldein der Nase nach, so siehtàs aus
Volker Racho ! Wird sich auch in deiner Stadt daneben benehm?
Holterdipolter kommt Volker gestolpert und sagt:
Moin Leude, was gehtàn Kollegen ? Ja, ich rechne hier gerade mal kurz nach
Volker hat nur alle vier Jahre GeburtstagAlso isser gerade mal SiebeneinhalbDoch benimmt sich, als wär er lieber steinalt
Ich wunder mich, wie lässig er bleibt,denn normal ist, wo er ist der Stress nicht mehr weit
Feiert er nicht, ist die restliche Zeit Für die Suche nach Dezibel im Festival-GuideDenn die Party ist sein Lebens-ElixierDoch genau davon ist auf jeden Fall nix hier
Doch Volker war die Kacke bis dato
So scheißegal wie 88, Latte MacchiatoIhm doch schnurz, Jacke wie HoseEr steht auf dem Dancefloor, macht ne spackige PoseTanzt mit dir oder sogar mit dir
Und er polarisiert so wie Cola mit BierDoch der Volker kommt klar mit dem RummelOb sich da Zecken oder hippe Schnitten tummeln
Ob in Metal-Kutte oder schicken FummelEr platziert in jedem Drink seine Kippenstummel Denn, Volker hat einfach viel zu viele
Häuser zerrockt von hier bis BielDoch er ist mehr als ein imaginärer FreundOhne ihn wär? mein Zimmer wie leer geräumt Volker Racho ! Mit dem Kopf durch die Wand, mit der Tür ins HausVolker Racho ! Querfeldein der Nase nach, so siehts aus
Volker Racho ! Wird sich auch in deiner Stadt daneben benehm?
Holterdipolter kommt Volker gestolpert und sagt:
Moin Leude, was gehtàn Kollegen ?
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