1 2, 1 2 mic check
l'un de nous deux n'arrête pas
de faire sans cesse
plein de phases mais de père noël
y'en a pas 2 ! J'en avait marre j'ai
rasé ma barbe, et troqué mes bottes
alors dans tes rêve père noël
du dimanche
y'a 12 mille ans que
j'trimballe ma hotte !!
aller c'est ça bravo
on l'applaudit bien fort
un père no'l sans renne et pourquoi
pas la cour d'angleterre sans reine?!
toi, t'es tout sauf un père noël: un pro en
art et déco ? un painco ?
trouvé un dealer de coco
tout nase, t'as gagné le droit de te taire
tu sera papa noël le jour
ou les poules seront munies
de prothèses dentaires
tes yeux sont bleus, ta peau est blanche
tes lèvres sont rouges
dès que tu vois un père noël renoi
tu voit rouge !
ferme-la car:
Noël est là là là là là là
là là là là là là là là là
oh oh oh, ça c'est pas une voix
de papa noël,
me parlez pas de noël,
vous en avez pas les symptômes
Ici y'a 5 mômes à qui je vais offrir
"comment devenir père noël"
en 5 tomes
toi t'es malade, t'as des visions
comme Rabanne Paco ?!
eh, rabat tes doigts de ma hotte pour
toi y'a pas de cadeau !
symptômes, 5 tomes, t'es comme
mon perroquet Jacquot !
si toi t'es le père noël alors
moi je danse mieux que Poppin'Taco
vraiment trop ran-ma la-uice
tout le monde
sait que tout est factice
sa barbe et ses tifs
c'est pas son taf même s'il kiffe
vaut mieux rester dans l'X, fils
Noël n'est pas un business
au pôle nord ça sent pas l'alcool
comme tu l'empeste
chut, tu te tais
pendant que vous chantez
à la cité je distribue
jusqu'au states
t'es qu'un imposteur
un amateur, un sale imitateur
dégage faire la promo de kinder
en plus du salaire de misère que tu gagne
Noël est là là là là là là
là là là là là là là là là
oh oh oh le père No
n°one c'est Specta
avec mes cornes fourchues
ma queue et
ma putain de paire de bo-sa
moi plus de classe
et bien plus joli que toi
ma barbe est plus belle et plus longue
que toi, toi et toi, tais toi
Sly T'es qui pour t'appeler St-Nicolas?
tes rennes on dirait des teckels et toi
t'es chiré au col-al
vlà les séquelles tu ne passes même
plus par la cheminée
ta hotte est pleine de best-of
de Bernard Minet
one : 2 fois + de rennes
two : 3 fois + de dégaine
nouveau panorama
2.....0 c'est moi le papapapapa
Noël est là là là là là là
là là là là là là là là là
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