Dans la chaleur du bitume, c'est bon une p'tite bière frette
Même au Quai des Brumes la fenêtre est ouverte
Une limousine vire et vient se parker
Juste en avant du Quai et du restaurant Amir
Le restaurant Amir où j'ai déjà fait la file
Pour un falafel et une root beer
La porte de la limo s'ouvre comme les portes du Louvre
Où la Joconde sourit aux twits derrière sa vitre
Un gros Black surgit de la Cadillac
Au fait, c'est-tu une Cadillac? On s'en tabarnaque.
Le Noir en habit regarde à gauche pis à drette
Pis en anglais y dit que tout est correct
Ça fait qu'un autre lascar qui porte des verres fumés
Met le pied hors du char et tous deux entrent au Quai, hey!
The coast is clear, tout est ok
Tout est ok, ok!
Le Noir s'arrête au bar, l'autre s'en va aux toilettes
S'installe devant l'urinoir et se sort la quéquette
Là même où Mononc' Serge a déjà secoué sa verge
Comme Fred Fortin, Olivier Langevin
Et même Gilbert Langevin, celui qui a écrit "La voix que j'ai"
La fameuse toune de Gerry Boulet
"Cette voix que j'ai"
La serveuse qui travaille tu-seule demande au gros Noir
S'il voudrait pas une Belle Gueule ou quelque chose d'autre à boire
"No thanks" répond le gros à la waitress pendant
Que l'autre zigoto se secoue le gland
Ça fait que le bonhomme qui porte des lunettes noires
Sort de la toilette des hommes et sans laisser de pourboire
Remonte dans la limo précédé par le gorille
Et un deux trois go repartent dins rues de la ville
Le lendemain samedi au Centre Molson qui
À cette heure s'appelle le Centre Bell
En première partie Voivod était là
Avec son guitariste Piggy, Away aux drums, Snake à la voix et l'ancien bassiste de Metallica
Mais le show principal de cette soirée métal
Dans l'ancien centre Molson c'était Ozzy Osbourne
Ouais ouais! C'tait ben lui: Ozzy
Qui était venu pisser dins toilettes du Quai
Savoir que le célèbre prince des ténèbres
S'est soulagé si près de chez moi ça me remplit d'émoi
Uriner c'est beaucoup moins platte quand on le fait où l'a fait l'ancien chanteur de Black Sabbath
Ô! Émotion rock! Ô! Vidons nos bucks
Pour qu'au plus vite on retourne pisser là où a pissé Ozzy Osbourne
Ô! Émotion rock! Ô! Vidons nos bucks
Ça s'est passé comme je l'ai dit un vendredi après-midi
Coin Saint-Denis et Mont-Royal à Montréal
Ô! Émotion rock! Ô! Vidons nos bucks
Ô! Émotion rock! Ô! Vidons nos bucks
Alright now!
I am iron Serge
Anonymus is a Quebec thrash metal band founded in 1989. Their album Chapter Chaos Begins was released by Galy Records in 2006. They are known for their collaboration on the album L'Academie du Massacre featuring songs by Quebec satirical singer Mononc' Serge.
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