No me cambio el psicólogo monologo Ahora
soy un musicólogo bien drogo Y biscochologo.
Jaina ven paca para checarte el aceite
No me gustan peludas mejor que se afeiten
Les caen el 20 ahi para la proxima suerte si quieren verme
Me gustan chichonas nalgonas gueritas
morenas yo me la quiebro si la ruca esta buena
Chiquitas sin pena y penudo soy yo
no te hagas la santa ya se que me oyó
La cosa se da solita ya conocen mi tipo de cita
Si se anda mala pues pobrecita ahi pa la otra mijita.
Ay doctor no mame traigo un maldito problema.
No vengo por tos ni gripa ni influenza ni sida ni dolor de cabeza.
No se lo que tenga no se si es
normal una penicilina que tenga por ahi.
Pa ver si me puedo curar, de este malestar me quiero casar.
Y no se con cual.
Me acusan de bajar calzones,
me gustan hijas de doctores a veces me buscan madres de menores.
Al chile ni compro condones.
Me gustan mas que su sinchada con una
llamada la que perjuran estar bien enculadas.
Despues no llaman ya no quieren saber de la fama.
Me gustan hermanas de amigos,
vecinas chiditas y también sus hijas,
derrapo alguna que otra viejita pues le hago el favor.
Oigame doctor mejor ya me voy.
La abuela me dice igualito a tu abuelo, ojo azul, cogelon y mujeriego.
Que culpa tengo si en la sangre yo
lo llevo, estoy enfermo pero de sexo!.
Que mi cara la tengo de perverso no tenga miedo.
Para su quesadilla siempre traigo su queso y mas que eso le improviso.
Hasta en el acto de el sexo parado, sentado,
acostado hasta la ando cargando se lo hago bailando.
Rudo, calmádote,
cachondo de enamorado pero yo nuca me ando enguilando.
Dicen que esas cosas son de el diablo no se
persine si le hablo que le recomiendo un buen palo.
Ya esta listo. Ah todas las damitas viudas solteras con novio con
bendición oh sin bendición señoras de la tercera
edad favor de pasar a consultorio 4 con el doctor BAJIIN
Traigo nuevo doctorado mamita pásele por este lado al cuarto privado.
Biscochologo certificado y hasta la fecha nadie se ah quejado.
Agarro parejo, no les hago dejo, gorditas,
feitas no importa el complejo y si tiene novio lo hacemos pendejo.
Viudas y dejadas les doy sus consejos si tiene problema
pues yo las atiendo le dos sus pastillas y un buen ungüento.
Las pongo en la silla después las receto ya saben cual es el concepto.
Chiquititas se los hago lento y otras veces me
pongo violento si se prenden pues se los aumento.
Patentado por un buen experto.
Y a mi!!.
Me enculan las chaparritas,
también me enculan las altas me gustan
de todas las jainas y mas si fuman motita.
Yo se que les excitan si les canto
la de un palo dicen que soy bien malo.
Bien malo como el puerco,
me dicen el puerco cochino, camasutra como el chino.
A diario me piden pepino.
Y yo se los doy!.
Ellas saben como soy, ellas caen a donde estoy,
ellas quieren grasa hoy y yo no les hago el fuchi.
Yo quiero todas esas pussyes,
mojaditas y bien yusis,
se los digo así de facil, dejarlas va a ser difícil.
Ay ay ay culos culos.
A mi me dicen biscochologo puras de catálogo,
esas son las que checo se lo digo en seco,
en corto las receto todo esta en que aparte
cita aquí sus problemas se resuelven ahorita.
Yoooooo!!
Soy el biscochologo(quiere quiere que la cheque en cortito ahorita)
Soy el biscochologo(lo que le recete le encargo en la próxima cita)
Soy el biscochologo(quiere quiere que la chueque en cortito ahorita)
Soy el biscochologo(lo que le recete le encargo en la próxima cita)
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