Kaso & Maxi B

Lyrics C'è chi può e chi si attacca Kaso & Maxi B

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C'è chi può e chi si attacca


Kaso
Volevo fare i figazziere di mestiere
Far cadere nella rete ricche ereditiere ti nere
Ma niente e' andato bene
Anche il mio guru dello sticchio e' andato a picco
Lo visto in fila per gli sconti della chicco
Amico traditore!
Mi diceva sai fabio diventeremo come flavio briatore
Conta la salute ed il denaro un cazzo?
Chi scopa con te perche' hai il colesterolo basso
Te le lascio che inizia l'estate e sto male
Resto a casa solo chiuso a chiave
Che fallimento sapessi cantare come tormento
Bomberei violento
Sento la mia ex, per lei mi depilavo come un pirla
Ora va a capirla sta con un gorilla
Gli mancherai?! Cazzo dite
A lei piaceva andare a cena coi ticket,
Vado a letto ma mi rado le gambe
Cosi' penso di passare la notte con un'amante
Sono pesante son depresso
Anche quella che mi faccio nei sogni e' un cesso.

Rit
Chi puo', chi puo', chi puo', chi si attacca.
Accendi questo fuoco che qui duriamo poco
Non fare mai l'offesa perche' tutto e' un gioco:
Chi puo', chi puo', chi puo', chi si attacca
Light my fire, light my fire girl

Maxi b
Da quest'anno ai primi caldi ho deciso mi chiudo in casa
A guardare e non toccare sembro un cane tanto perdo bava
Ma stavolta non mi faccio fregare,
Tra ombelico e infradito lo dico, io sto troppo male
Ma ti pare, a volte mi tocca pure ingrassare
Per avere poi due tette che posso toccare
L'unica che me la da me la da
Perche' ha avuto la pieta' di lasciarmela in eredita'
C'e' chi puo' e chi non puo' e io non posso
Spesso mi ritrovo a fare sesso con me stesso
E ancora peggio quando poi per caso riesco
Ogni volta mi ritrovo con un trans o con un cesso
In estate non c'e' tipa che non sembri una diva
Poi d'inverno la meta' le rivedi e sembrano cita
Da dove sei uscita? Sicura che eri tu?!
Baciavo solo tu?! Scusa e la tua amica?
Uh uh uh uh, oh! Sara' che saranno gli ormoni
Sara' che ce li ho sempre gonfi come due palloni
Sara' che fumo e quella buona non perdona
Milano su le mani!! Merda siamo a roma... Oh
Che cos'e' io non lo so ma io sto male
A guardare e non toccare io sto male
Io sto male, io sto male, male
E non c'e' niente da fare

Rit
No no io sto troppo male, adesso chiamo fabri e mi faccio dare
Il numero di qualche tipa li al mare e magari me la svolto cosi'
Pronto...

Fabri
Maxi e' inutile che mi faxi
La mia faccia colore del cadavere di craxi
Mangio bounty ascolto musica country
Perche' e' il genere piu' triste per coglioni coi crampi
Io mi sento pro sara' io sono anti
La gente mi domanda ma parli oppure canti
Ho fatto da dj per dei locali piccanti
Mi hanno spaccato in testa una bottiglia di chianti
Mi vedi vecchio sono come tuo nonno
Il mio alito puzza d'amaretto di saronno
Occhi da tonno no-no-no
Non prendo piu' sonno
Ma in macchina per lei come sgommo
Vuoi parlare? Ma vai mi spieghi la spirale
L'hai preso mai nel culo dimmi un po' ti ha fatto male
Ti fai i bigodini ti piace questa lamborghini
Tua sorella ti ha spiegato come si fanno i bocchini
Ti piacciono i consigli capisci queste rime
Ti piacciono i testi che parlano alle signorine
Con tutte parole dolci come fossero merendine
Ragazze la arrobs fa bene contiene le proteine

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