[Bonjour, qu'est-ce qu'il voudra le p'tit monsieur?
Euh bonjour j'voudrais une baguette s'il vous plait
Il l'a veut comment sa baguette, bien moulée?
Euh oui en fait, c'est que justement j'voulais vous dire
Pardon? Pardon vous avez dit quoi monsieur?]
Laisse moi t'emmener vers un autre univers
Quittons les fours de Vulcain, ô ma boulangère
En pousse-pousse, nous traverserons la Forêt Noire
Pour l'opéra viennois écouter du Mozart
(J'vous l'emballe)
Oh ma fleur d'oranger
Mon paradis financier
Nous serons repartis nous dorer les miches
(Pain de campagne)
Dégustons boules coco
A l'ombre des palmiers
Sous le ciel guimauve des îles Sandwich
(Alors j'ai crudité-thon ou jambon-beurre)
Un nappage léger de crème sur ton corps marbré
Où nous enivrerons sur la plage sablée
Oh ma chouquette
(J'vous en met 100grammes?)
Mon fruit de la passion
(En brique ou en canette?)
Hein?
Refrain
[ Et avec ceci?
Oui?
Ce s'ra tout?
Non.] x3
Non car une armée d'Malabars frappe a coup d'état diplomate
J'ten r'filerai mille feuilles par ci par lÃ
Pour les faire marcher à la baguette
(Pas trop cuite la baguette?)
Ils tenterons de nous tuer
Alors on se barrera en cachette
(J'vous la coupe?)
On se sauvera
Pas le temps de souffler
Pour toi ma mie je construirerai un radeau en baton d'réglisse
Nous glisserons sur la rivière de Cacolac
(En brique ou en canette?)
Je tirerai au flan les crocodiles qui nous attaquent
Et puis on s'ra sauvés
Tous les deux
Toi, et moi
Dans un élan d'amour j'prendrai ta langue de chat
(Hein?)
Oh mon chou
(J'vous en met 100grammes?)
Euh..Oui, oui, oui
Refrain x3
Non, comment ça s'ra tout
Ô ma promise
Mais j'ai encore du rêve
Dans ma pochette surprise
Accroche toi à cette ficelle
(Pas trop cuite la ficelle?)
Et grimpons vers le ciel
Décrochons des croissants de lune
(Au beurre ou ordinaire?)
Pour nos amours emeringués
Pourfendant l'espace à bord de soucoupes acidulées
Les étoiles seront à nous
(Ca s'ra tout?)
On f'ra un avec l'infini, on s'ra un tout
(Ca s'ra tout?)
Non
Ca s'ra tout?
Nan bah nan
Ca s'ra tout?
Oh non attends
Allez au suivant
Pourquoi?
Allez au suivant allez monsieur
J'ai pas fini
J'vous en prie allez-y allez-y
Bon j'vous sers quoi, la baguette?
Au suivant
Comment ça au suivant
Au suivant!
Comment ça au suivant
(Bah ouais!)
Ca fait une heure là que j'me presse le citron pour faire des jumeaux
Tu restes frigide comme une Religieuse
Hein?
Pet de nonne
(Qu'est ce qu'il se ramène sa fraise ce bâtard nan mais attends il a pas vu sa tronche de cake!)
T'a vu ta tronche de thon toi
(Ouais bah moi j'vais t'la souffler ta ganache)
Hein? Ouais tu veux pas qu'j'te quiche franchement
(Nan mais attends nan mais il va s'la fermer sa gueule la p'tite boulette!)
M'en fous moi d'ton boulanger moi
Thon rassis va
(Ouais bah moi j'vais t'la couper en tranches ta dragée)
Mais reste baigner dans tes chaussons moisis, boudin va
(Nan mais t'a appris ta poésie dans les Carambar)
Ouais c'est ça ouais, dans les Carambars
(Daniel, Daniel! Daniel, ramène ta fraise)
Ouais c'est ça ramène ton mari ouais
(Daniel!)
Ce s'ra tout
(Daniel!)
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