C'était un jour pas comme les autres
Que commence par une chose extraordinaire
J'me suis réveillé la tête dans l'cul
Ça m'était pas arrivé d'puis hier
Rien à faire, qu'est-ce que je fais là ?
Un jour de plus dans le lit mon foie me pardonne plus
Je crois que c'était un samedi
J'suis rentré dans une église j'ai appelé Dieu comme Don Camillo
J'avais vu le film mais rien à faire, il sortait rien de là-haut,
J'me suis dit un tel mégalo y a qu'une solution pour le sortir de la perfection
Alors je l'ai traité de tous les noms : gros con, enculé,
Descends si t'es un homme,
J'la prends dans le bain Marie,
J'lui parle toutes les langue de Babel et j'te maudis
La terre à tremblé, bruit de tonnerre, deux mille ans
Qu'il avait pas mis les pieds sur Terre
Il tapé une Christ...de nerfs
J'ai tapé le flip devant l'Barracuda
Il avait moins l'physique de Jésus Christ
Que celui d'Bouddah,
J'ai joué les martyrs il m'a pardonné
Il a fait une croix sur l'embrouille et on a bu un demi
Accompagné de quelques olives,
J'lui ai dit c'est quoi l'art de vivre,
Le monde moderne m'emmerde j'ai pas l'esprit d'initiative.
Mais qu'est-ce que j'fais là affalé fou fêlé un fainéant
J'ai l'flow décontracté du gland
J'ai les relents d'buffet froid,
Y en a qui rêvent de soirées Ferrero, de Ferrari,
Moi j'voudrais finir comme dans la Grande Bouffe de Marco Ferreri {x2}
Il voulait voir le désastre,
J'l'ai emmené à Pigalle
Surpris et naïf il a été choqué
Mais dans ses yeux s'est allumée une lueur de vice.
Il m'a dit "J'veux voir des gens en transe qui prient pour ma face"
"Une église ?"
"Non quelque chose de plus classe"
J'ai fait "taxi ! Au Palace"
Dans la teboi on était frac', que d'la tétech qui te pète les rones
Un max de branchés, tu me mates, j'te mate
Pas trop mon truc
J'ai fait "On s'arrache "
Il m'a dit "non faut que j'me lâche, t'as rien à mefe ?"
"Tu veux du teuch ?"
"Amène l'icône" et il a pris un exostie
Il a fait la danse de Saint-Guy,
On s'est fini en after à l'Enfer
Il a croqué le fruit défendu il est parti
S'envoyer en l'air à l'hôtel
Avec une bombe sexy qui avait le diable au corps
Pécher les plaisirs de la vie
Et puis à onze heures du matin
J'l'ai repêché gisant tout en suaire
Avec une bonne crise de foi
Il a béger baptisant l'parterre
Son souffle divin avait des relents d'outre-tombe.
Il m'a dit "Où est la lumière ? Je sombre..."
Mais qu'est-ce que j'fais là affalé croquant le fruit défendu,
Tout ce qui est foireux me fascine,
Il faut que je me casse avant d'être foutu
On est quel jour ? Dimanche,
Le septième : faut que je change le système
Et Dieu créa la flemme {x2}
C'est devenu un frère un compagnon de galère
Pour moi il a fait un pacte avec Saint-Pierre
J'ai l'droit d'emmener un pack avant ma mise en bière
Et puis il a voulu rentrer chez lui
On a pris le premier RER, de cinq heures et demi
L'omnibus pour l'paradis,
On a fait un arrêt à l'épicerie,
Mais arrivé à la gare, c'était la grève,
On voulait rentrer dans l'au-delà
Mais on était d'dans jusqu'au cou sur un banc
Cherchant du rêve
On est resté à regarder les hommes
Brasser du vent.
Si vous cherchez une fin à la chanson,
Bah y en a pas vraiment, hein ; on a juste fini par se demander
Mais qu'est-ce que j'fais là affalé fou fêlé un feignant
J'ai l'flow décontracté du gland
J'ai les relents d'buffet froid,
Y en a qui rêvent de soirées Ferrero, de Ferrari,
Moi j'voudrais finir comme dans la Grande Bouffe de Marco Ferreri {x2}
Mais qu'est-ce que j'fais là affalé fou fêlé un fainéant
J'ai l'flow décontracté du gland
J'ai les relents d'buffet froid,
Y en a qui rêvent de soirées Ferrero, de Ferrari,
Moi j'voudrais finir...
Mais tu peux pas, t'es infini
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