Wir haben a offene Beziehung
Also ich und meine Frau
Unsere Ehe ist trotz f Bemhung
Unter jdeder Sau
wir suchten Rat bei vielen Leuten
Guten Freunden, Therapeuten
Kurz gesagt: Sie w kan Sex
Naja, des macht ja nix
Na gut, wenn's nimma auf mi ofoaht
Sie is net grad die Crawford
Wird' ich mich wo anders trsten
Wein' mich aus an fremden Brsten
War im Grunde nie ein Sammler
Mehr ein Jger und ein Rammler
Uns're Kinder san schon gro
Na glaubt's i schei mi was
Ich blicke kritisch in den Speigel
Immer noch ein fescher Niegel
Vielleicht an kleinen Eheranzen
Aber durchaus noch im Ganzen
Kann i sag'n mit ruhigem G'wissen
Ein begehrter Leckerbissen
Such mit Porsche
"Kss di Hand" und Bussi Bussi
Eine pflegeleichte Tussi
Ich betrete eine Bar
Eine von Hasen frequentierte
Der Wahrheit halber muss i sag'n
Es is heute leider schon die vierte
Weil ich schnell erkennen muss
Die meisten Weiber haben heut einen
Mrder-Schuss
Mrder-Schuss
Die ane hat noch eine Blhung
Von ihrer letzeren Beziehung
Findet mich zwar sehr sympathisch
Is ma aber zu phlegmatisch
Die andere kann mit mir gut reden
Aber kan Orgasmus ham
Des macht mi ha
Wenn i des wa
Da bleib i glei daham
I sag ma: pfeif doch auf die Liebe
Es geht nur um nied're Triebe
Der Kavalier bleibt vor der Tr
Die bsen Boys kriagn alls
Ab jetzt bin ich ein schlimmer Bub
Und geh schwupp di wupp
Hinein in einen Swingerclub
Es strzt auf mich eine Ivanka
Und sagt:"Dein Tanga hast net lang an"
Sie ffnet ber mir die Krbe
I hab gedacht: oh Gott ich sterbe
Alles ist so gro und rund
Mich find't nur ein Lawinenhund
Den Rest der G'schicht erspar ich euch
I sag nur ans: erfahrungsreich
Sie war mit mir net ganz zufrieden
Und spuckt mich endlich wieder aus
I suach mei Gwand zam und i denk ma:
"Nix wie raus!"
Die Ivanka stlpt sich ber einen
Nimmermden Rden
Aus dem Sden
Ich stelle fest zu mein Entsetzen
Ich hab schon einen leichten Fetzen
Doch auf den Schock vergnn' ich mir
Am Hamweg noch ein letztes Bier
I geh eine in a Htten
Pltzlich sitzt da in der Mitten
Von der Theke
Eine zuckerse Schnecke
Ich merk sofort, dass ich ihr g'falle
Auch wenn ich schon etwas lalle
"Was wolln die trinken, ich bezahl..."
Sie sagt nur:
"Rderer Kristall"
I denk ma, bum des wird net billig
Doch die Dame scheint mir wilig
Trgt ein Nichts von Donna Karan
So was kauft ka Sekretrin
Sie rckt ein Stckerl zu mir her
Mein Herz is schon ein Flammenmeer
I leg dem Kobara des Gd hin
Ist diese Frau nicht eine Gttin?
Er beugt sich zu mir vor:
"Pass auf i sagt da was mei Bua
Um fnfe in da Fruah
Da heat da nur a Hur zua
Da schlaft dei Psychiater
Die Mutti und der Vater
Um fnfe in da Fruah
Da wachst da nur no a Hur zua
Da wird ma sei Problem los
Ohne v Trara
Fia a Fleckerl oda zwa
Um fnfe in da Fruah
Da braucht ma ka Matura
Um fnfe tuat's a Hur a
Fia a Fleckerl oda zwa
Um fnfe in da Fruah
Traut ma des nur no ana Hua zua
Du wirst vergeblich luten
Bei dei Therapeuten
Fia a Fleckerl oda zwa
Fia a Fleckerl oda zwa
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