Finest girl I ever met in my whole life
Wanted to take her home, make her my wife
Knew she was a freak when she started talking
She said, "Fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden"
That girl was freak
She said she wanted me to fuck her harder then the military
Fucked Bin Laden
Fuck Bin Laden
Fuck Bin Laden
She wanted to fuck me harder then the US government
Fucked Bin Laden
She was a freaky kind of girl
Kept up with current events from all around the world
More specifically one event
The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head
She said "Do me like that"
But I couldn't track the metaphor
That said I can see you horny like a stegasaur
That said again your request is so irregular
She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door
Then a turban
Then a tunic
She said "Invade my cave with your special unit"
I said "He wasn't in a cave", but there was no stopping
She demanded that I fuck her like we
Fucked Bin Laden
Fuck Bin Laden
Fuck Bin Laden
She wanted to fuck me harder then the US government
Fucked Bin Laden
This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax
With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden
You're harboring a fugitive (That ass)
My justice will be punitive (Imma smash)
Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro
She tried to negotiate, I said that's a no-no
Now I'm creeping in her bed room like go-go
She tells me to go low then looks down and tells me that I gotta
"Terrorize that pussy"
"Gotta terrorize that pussy"
So I did it, improvise some crazy shit
Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit
She said "Now you've finished me off, throw my body in the ocean"
I yell "Geronimo" and took some pictures for posting
The President called, he said "Congratulations Connor"
I said "Mr. President to what do I owe this honor?"
He said "Come give me the deets in the White House Garden,
I gots to know how you fucked her like we
Fucked Bin Laden"
Fuck Bin Laden
Fuck Bin Laden
I still can't say that I see the appeal, but she wanted me to fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden
Ohh this girl insisted that that the way we did it was merciless and exact sanity attack
Just like the now famous attack that fucked
Osama Bin Laden
The Lonely Island (TLI) is an American comedy troupe composed of Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg, best known for its musical parodies. The group is from Berkeley, CA, and is currently based in New York City. The group began creating live comedy skits in junior high school and continued to do so, expanding its repertoire to comedic shorts, music parody (both songs and videos) and one full-length television pilot, before coming to the attention of Lorne Michaels of Saturday Night Live (SNL). Once on the show, they wrote "Lazy Sunday," a better-produced music parody video much like the group's previous work. It became an instant Internet success, and led to the creation of similar digital shorts that also aired on Saturday Night Live. The Emmy-winning "Dick in a Box", "Jizz in My Pants", "Like a Boss" and the Grammy-nominated "I'm on a Boat" have subsequently had huge success both on the show and on the Internet and prompted the recording and release of an album, Incredibad in which the group moves in a more musical direction.
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Looking at the images, one immediately thinks of archive photos of at least a year and a half ago. Lots of people together without masks dancing freely
How a music group can deliver strong and clear messages without singing is a mystery yet Canadians GoodSpeed You! Black Emperor they succeed very well.
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Very bad story for rapper T.I. and his wife Tiny, in fact, they have been accused of sexual abuse and kidnapping.
The malefactor managed to take Koji and Gustavo away, while Miss Asia, the third bulldog, escaped and was found shortly after by Lady Gaga's bodyguards.
David Crosby against Phoebe Bridgers, if we had been in the Middle Ages, they probably would have challenged each other with the sword, while in 2021 they decided to go wild with tweets.
Evan Rachel Wood, the beautiful protagonist of Westworld has decided to denounce the violence she has suffered for years, at least according to what she claims, by Marilyn Manson.
After some positive signs in the past months, here is the news that we weren't hoping to learn and that throws new questions on the possibility of organizing festivals and live concerts for 2021.
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The band Soundgarden recently recorded two classics with Brandie Carlile. After the death of their leader Chris Cornell, the band had decided to stop for some time also as a sign of respect for the untimely death of their front man.
New year is synonymous of news and in fact 2021 opened with a nice surprise. The American rock group, The Foo Fighters, founded in 1994 by Dave Grohl ex drummer of Nirvana, delight us with the release of a new single entitled "No son of Mine".
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We still talk about music, but today we do it from a different point of view, taking a cue from a book, a photographic book called Ten Cities.
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The One Am Radio
Sailor
Luscious Jackson
Special Ed
Sam Cooke
Jimmy Robbins
The Fiery Furnaces
Calloway
Magic Sam
Screwball
Bleeding Through
Dead To Fall