J'aime les pauv' meufs qui rouillent,
Maquillage qui part en couille,
Tronche en ratatouille,
cou qui fout la trouille
et cul d'citrouille.
Celles qu'ont un truc qui foire,
Qui font chialer les miroirs,
Tête d'arrosoir,
Qui font peur dans l'noir le soir,
Salopard.
J'aime celles qui sont toutes cassées,
Les trop grosses et les ratées,
Les ravagées toutes ridées,
Café, clope au p'tit déjeuner.
J'aime celles,
qui sont plus toutes belles,
Qui s'font pousser les aisselles,
37 ans toujours pucelle,
Mais des yeux d'veau qui t'ensorcèle.
J'aime les filles qui s'laissent aller
Feu au cul et mal fringuées,
Odeurs de sueur et gros nénés,
Disposées à tout essayer.
J'aime celles qui s'prennent pas la tête,
Peau d'orange et Tartiflette,
Cuisseau d'porc nez en trompette,
et prêtes à faire des galipettes.
Refrain x2:
Gem Lé moch'
Les vieilles sous les yeux qu'ont des poches.
Gem Lé moch'
Les grosses avec de la brioche.
Gem Lé moch'
Les thons qu'ont des poils sur les guibolles.
Gem Lé moch'
Les monstres qu'ont pas b'soin d'antivol.
J'les aime pas trop malhabiles
avec sous les bras des auréoles,
Je les veux grosses à la peau molle,
Et qui s'en branle du danacole.
Thon qui passe tu m'intéresses,
Laisse ton phone et ton adresse,
J't'ai acheté une jolie laisse,
Avec toi je f'rais des prouesses.
Ouais bien sûr c'est plus facile,
Mais elles sont toutes vachement plus cool,
Les p'tits boudins au nez qui coule,
Au gros tas d'boue qui fend la foule,
J'les trouve patientes,touchantes,pas chiantes et attachantes
pas d'préssion elles sont mignonnes
et bien plus bonnes que toutes ces connes,
T'es moche t'as la classe
et j'adore ton postérieur,
n'écoute pas toutes ces connasses
qui prennent ce p'tit air supérieur,
Toi t'as du sex appeal
et t'es bonne comme un flan coco
J'te relaisse mon numéro:
appelle moi après ton boulot.
Refrain
Hey ma'mselle moche
Vient qu'j'te claque une galoche,
T'as la top classe pupuce,
Et t'as des gaines d'ananas
et même si tu suces au pif
comme la p'tite Karen Cheryl,
Bah y a plus d'place dans l'soutif
Quand tu ondules sous Lexomil,
Moi j'te trouve formidable
et trop mega extra super
et t'es p'tites ?illades Bovines
M'ont transporté vers la Lumière,
Qu'tu sois p'tite, bonne au cul bas,
Que tu sois maigre aux grands Bras,
Que tu sois ronde avec des couettes,
ça m'dérenge absolument pas,
Toi t'as l'look cocotte
Et j'aime tes p'tits boutons dans l'dos,
J'adore ta fine moustache
et quand t'imites le cachalot.
T'as du style, t'as du chien,
Toujours libre pas de copain,
T'es pas chiante et je t'aime bien,
ça t'brancherai qu'on s'voit demain?
Refrain
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Dagoba
Penumbra
Lino
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Krys
Nâdiya
Jentina
Hooss
Faudel
Jeanne Mas
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