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Hose runter!


Kirchweih is' in unserm Dorf, ich geh' ins Bierzelt 'nei.
Die Rosi drübn am Bierausschank, die schenkt mir glei aans ei'.
Zwa, drei Stunden später bin ich so richtig breit.
Ich hab' scho' elf Stück trunk'n - und zwa scho wieder g'speit.
Der Freedi aus'm Nachbardorf langt meiner Rosi an die Titten.
Ich schrei "Finger wech, die Fraa gehörrt mir! Was sind denn des für Sitten?"
Endlich gibt's an g'scheiten Streit, mir lassen's richtig krach'n.
Mir regeln des jetzt wie sich's g'höhrt - Wie's Männer halt so mach'n:

Und ich sag:
Hose runter - Schwanzvergleich, die Stimmung kocht gleich über
Wir packen uns're Rohre aus und messen das Kaliber
Hose runter - Schwanzvergleich, so macht mer des als Mann.
Mit Wortverdreh'n und diskutier'n fang ich erst gar net an!

Am nächsten Tag am Arbeitsplatz - der Schädel brummt wie Sau.
Ich kann noch gar net g'radaus schau'n - mei war ich gestern blau!
Der Chef bestellt mich ins Büro und brüllt mich auch gleich an:
Er sagt, das ich ein Saufkopf bin und sonst nix anders kann.
Er meint, dass er was Besser's wär, da platzt mir doch der Krag'n,
Nur weil er viel mehr Kohle hat, geb' ich mich net geschlag'n:

Ich sag' nur:Hose runter - Schwanzvergleich, die Stimmung kocht gleich über
Wir packen uns're Rohre aus und messen das Kaliber
Hose runter - Schwanzvergleich, so macht mer des als Mann.
Mit Wortverdreh'n und diskutier'n fang ich erst gar net an!

Ich scheiß auf Intellenz und Abitur,
Ich brauch' keinen IQ,
Denn wenn ich rufe "Schwanzvergleich",
Dann hör'n mir alle zu!

Und ich sag':
Hose runter - Schwanzvergleich, die Stimmung kocht gleich über
Wir packen uns're Rohre aus und messen das Kaliber
Hose runter - Schwanzvergleich, zum Glück bin ich ein Mann.
Weil 'ne Frau bei jedem Schwanzvergleich nur den Kürzer'n ziehen kann!
Nur den Kürzer'n ziehen kann!

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The lyrics HOSE RUNTER! of JBO is also present in the album Laut! (1997)

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