Ich bin Klempner von Beruf.
Ein dreifach Hoch dem, der dies gold'ne Handwerk schuf!
Ich bin Klempner von Beruf.
Gründlich sein ist jeden Klempners Pflicht!
Donnerstag war eine Leitung nicht ganz dicht.
Mit dem Anzieh'n einer Mutter
Ist das längst noch nicht in Butter,
Denn wenn dabei eine Bogenschelle bricht,
Reduziert sich oft die Druckmanschette nicht!Folglich habe ich vom Keller bis zum Dach
Alle Rohre neu verlegt, und hab danach
Auch den Kühlschrank noch erneuert,
Was die Sache zwar verteuert,
Aber dafür sagt mir auch kein Kunde nach,
Daß ich bei der Arbeit halbe Arbeit mach'.Ich bin Klempner von Beruf.
Ein dreifach Hoch dem, der dies gold'ne Handwerk schuf!
Immer werden Hähne tropfen,
Werden Waschbecken verstopfen,
Immer gibt es was zu schweißen,
Abzubauen, einzureißen.
Ich bin Klempner von Beruf.
Am Freitag kam eine Reklamation;
Ein Kunde rügte die Installation:
Immer, wenn er Wasser zapfe,
Sammle Erdgas sich im Napfe;
Und klingle zufällig das Telefon,
Gäb' es manche heftige Detonation.Ich löste das Problem höchst elegant,
Indem ich Telefon und Hahn verband.
Wenn es jetzt im Hörer tutet,
Wird die Küche überflutet,
Und durch diesen Kunstgriff meisterlicher Hand
Ist jetzt jede Explosionsgefahr gebannt!Ich bin Klempner von Beruf.
Ein dreifach Hoch dem, der dies gold'ne Handwerk schuf!
Immer wieder gibt es Pannen
An WCs und Badewannen,
ImmerIch bin Klempner von Beruf.
Ich bin Klempner von Beruf.
Ein dreifach Hoch dem, der dies gold'ne Handwerk schuf!
Linke Hand die Werkzeugtasche,
Zwanzigerschlüssel, Thermosflasche,
Rechte Hand meine Rohrzange,
So wird mir so schnell nicht bange,
Ich bin Klempner von Beruf.
Und braucht man keine Klempner mehr,
Na, dann werd' ich halt Installateur!
Reinhard Friedrich Michael Mey, known simply as Reinhard Mey, is a German singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist born in Hannover on March 19, 1947. Considered one of the most important songwriters in Germany, Mey achieved widespread popularity in the 1970s and 1980s with his music characterized by poetic lyrics and catchy melodies. His musical style is a mix of folk, rock, and French chanson, influenced by artists like Jacques Brel and Bob Dylan. Mey is known for his songs that deal with social, political, and personal themes, often with a touch of irony and humor. Among his most famous songs are "Die Brücke", "Er ist nicht mehr da", "Anna" and "Das Mädchen mit den roten Haaren". Mey has released over 30 albums in his career, many of which have achieved commercial success. Over the years he has collaborated with numerous German and international artists, including Peter Maffay and Ute Lemper. His music has also been used in films and television series. Mey is a highly respected artist by the German public, who consider him one of the pillars of popular music in the country.
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