Elle : Tu t'es pas lavé aujourd'hui ou quoi ?
Lui : Pourquoi ?
Elle : Ça pue.
Lui : Ah bon ?
Elle : Ouais.
Lui : C'est ton poulet non tu crois pas ?
Elle : Non mon poulet il est très bon, mon poulet.
Lui : J'suis désolé c'est ton poulet.
Elle : J'fais très bien la cuisine moi tu vois.
Lui : En rêve tu la fais bien...
Elle : Mais toi tu pues. Tu pues la sueur...
Lui : Moi je bosse...
Elle : Tu pues l'vomi un peu aussi je trouve... non mais j'te dis ça comme ca, ca fait quinze ans qu'j'te supporte...
Lui : Qu'est-ce qu'elle est con cette grosse !
Elle : Dis donc tu t'regardes dans un miroir des fois ?
Lui : T'as de qui tennir, toi !
Elle : T'as vu qu'tu r'ssemblait a un gorille ?
Lui : T'as pas vu ta mère ?!
Elle : Oh! tu m'parles autrement OK ! Tiens tu m'coupes l'appétit; j'en ai ras l'cul d't'avoir d'vant ma gueule!
Lui : Ben manges pas ! Comme ca tu ne seras pas intoxiquée. Y'aura moins de risques. Ah! moi je pue maintenant, c'est nouveau.
Elle : T'as ramené l'fric ?
Lui : Il est dans l'géridon le fric.
Elle : Ah ouais c'est ca le gros coup qu'tu d'vait faire avec Lucien ? Ah ben bravo, il est réussit le gros coup ! 10 sacs qu'ils ont ramené !
Et ben demain y'aura pas de poulet mon pote, y'aura des patates. Je te parie 10 sacs que j'aurai acheté du poulet demain tiens.
Lui : Les patates ça va c'est pas toi qui les fais.
Elle : Et puis alors les truites aux amandes, tu vois, pour dimanche avec ta mère, ta mère la truite aux amandes elle se la mettra dans le cul.
Lui : T'arrêtes avec ma mère un peu ?!
Elle : Ta mère elle te ressembles tu vois ? Parce que ta mère elle a pas de couilles au cul c'est normal, mais alors toi c'est gênant je trouve.
Lui : Hahaha, t'es drôle toi, ah t'es une comique.
Elle : Hey Oh !Tu me parles autrement !
Lui : T'es vraiment une comique !
Elle : Nicole elle m'a dit qu'elle t'avais vu hier à huit heure au boulevard Barbès, qu'est-ce tu faisait à boulevard Barbès ?
Lui :e photographiais des omnuments historiques !
Elle : Ah ouais ? Et quelle gueule il avait ton appareil photo ? Il était blond avec des gros lolos ton appareil photo ? Je te connais toi vieux pervers ! Je t'ai déjà vu que tu planquais tes bouquins que t'achetais !
Lui : Tu les as lu non ? Tu les as lu ?
Elle : Oh j'en ai marre !
Lui :Tu commences à me prendre la tête !
Elle : J'en ai marre de toi !T'es un vicelard !
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