Elle était infirmière
Dans un hôpital blanc.
Moi, j'avais un ulcère
Qui nageais dans le vin blanc.
Elle arrivait de toulouse,
Moi j'étais de St-mandé
Y'avais rien sous sa blouse
Et sa m'faisais d'l'effet
Elle m'dit que venez-vous faire
En ces lieux de misère ?
Y'a plus d'lits, plus d'médocs
Plus assé d'infirmières
Y'a même dans un hamac
L'minitre d'la santé,
Il a une belle crise cardiaque,
C'est bien fait pour ses pieds !
La p'tite infirmière,
Quand elle raconte ça,
Elle crie, vocifère,
Ça lui coupe les bras.
A sept heure du matin,
Au cours de sa petite ronde,
Elle vient ôter la sonde
Q'ils m'ont mise dans l'tarin.
Je lui demande Play-Boy,
Elle me refille la bible.
Elle me dit vot' fusible
Fait déjà trop l'mariole
Pourtant ne sait-elle pas
De son poignet tonique,
Apaiser l'hystérique
Ou l'manchot des deux bras.
Et elle n'hésite même pas
Dés qu'un papy vas mieux
A s'glisser dans ses draps,
Elle s'prend un p'tit coup d'vieux
La p'tite infirmière,
Ici on l'aime tant.
La p'tite infirmière,
Elle est not'printemps.
Elle dit qu'aux grandes vacance
Ils abandonnent la nuit
Sur l'trottoir des urgences,
Les papys, les Mamys.
Elle a fait une petite note
A tous ces prédateurs
Pour qu'ils déposent leurs viocs
Au plus tard a vingt heure
Les futurs héritiers
Ecrivent avant d'partir,
On vous confie l'Papé
Y d'vrait bientôt mourir,
Mais nous déranger pas
On s'ras à St-tropez
Appelez les pompes funèbres
Le cercueil est payé
La p'tite infirmière,
Quand elle raconte ça,
Elle crie, vocifère,
Ça lui coupe les bras.
Elle dit ceux d'la consulte
On peut plus les soigner.
Nos médecin les auscultent,
Assis dans l'escalier.
Ils se protège la poire
Avec un p'tit mouchoir
Des effluves de viande froide
Entassées dans l'couloir
Voilà m'sieur tout est dit,
On manque de matériel,
De locaux, de crédits,
D'hygiène et d'personnels.
C'est pour toutes ses raisons,
Que c'est notre charcutiere
Qui attaquera votre ulcère
Au couteau à jambon !
La p'tite infirmière,
Oh qu'il est mignon,
La p'tite infirmière,
Elle en a ras l'chignon,
La p'tite infirmière,
Ici on l'aime tant.
La p'tite infirmière,
Elle est not'printemps.
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