Refrain
Leguman, superstar du potager
Déconseillé aux femmes enceintes et aux personnes âgées
Toujours prêt lorsque ses amis les légumes sont en danger
Super Hero végétal électroménager
Il parle comme nous, mange de la viande animale comme nous,
Va aux toilettes comme tous les etres humains
Et lorsqu'il se masturbe il utilise ses deux mains!
Il n'a pas peur du lendemain, son nom c'est Léguman
Et dès qu'il apercoit un végétarien il lui éclate le crane
Les animaux mangent les hommes,
Voila pourquoi les hommes mangent les animaux
Mais aucun être humain ne s'est jamais fait dévorer par un haricot
Leguman est dégueulasse, il élève des asticots dans son nombril
Et il pénètre des prostituées avec des artichauts, porno-style
Hardcore amateur, filmé a l'aide d'une camera numérique
Leguman est aussi un ancien fumeur de crack alcoolique
Il est l'ami des enfants, il leur apprend a respecter les légumes
Il est très élégant dans son costume,
Et lorsqu'il mourra il faudra lui faire un album posthume
Refrain
Leguman:
féculents et céréales succulent et cérébral virulent, impénétrable
Imperméable, élaboré grâce a l'engrais insecticide
Infaillible avec les femmes lorsqu'il utilise son sexy fluide
Ca les excite, les putes, les pommes de terre les ex-frites
Leguman dans tous les esprits, provoque la gastro entérite
Qui fait la loi dans le compartiment légume du réfrigérateur?
Qui peut prédire leur comportement face a un élément perturbateur?
Léguman passe l'aspirateur, les backpackers sont ses admirateurs
Icône Hiphop underground pour tous les B Boys agriculteurs
Les jeunes filles dans le monde entier s'arrachent ses images Panini
Mais léguman s'en bat les couilles - car il roule en Lamborgini
Il a une tête de citrouille - des dents en or et des diamants autour du cou
C'est un vrai mac il a du goût, il n'y a que des végétaux dans son crew
Il est trop fou, il a des super pouvoirs,
Il redonne de l'espoir, c'est le légume le plus célèbre de l'histoire.
Refrain
Leguman, qui es-tu et que viens tu faire ici?
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Leguman, dis moi, quel est le sens de la vie?
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Leguman, pourquoi les humains sont ils si méchants?
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Leguman, quel est ton message pour tous les enfants?
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