Pierre Perret

Lyrics Les bretons Pierre Perret

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Les bretons


Ils ont des chapeaux ronds
Refrain Vive la Bretagne
Ils ont des chapeaux ronds
Vive les Bretons

Si mon père baise ma mère
Ce n'est pas de son plein gré
C'est pour me faire un p'tit frère
Qui mèn'ra les vaches au pré

Ils ont des chapeaux ronds
Refrain Vive la Bretagne
Ils ont des chapeaux ronds
Vive les Bretons

A Quimper les vieilles bigotes
Marchent toujours les yeux baissés
C'est pour voir dans not' culotte
Si l' chinois n'est pas dressé

Claire a ram'né d' St Malo
Un p'tit crabe dans son calebar
La brave bête dans l' métroPince les couilles des vieux vic'lards

Ils ont des chapeaux ronds
Refrain Vive la Bretagne
Ils ont des chapeaux ronds
Vive les Bretons

Ma grand-mère a deux beaux chats
Le premier qui fait miaou
Il sert à bouffer les rats
Quand au s'cond il avale tout.

J'aime bien voir ma s?ur tout' nue
J'aime aussi mon bourricot
Le bourricot j'y monte dessus
Mais sur ma s?ur c'est défendu

Ils ont des chapeaux ronds
Refrain Vive la Bretagne
Ils ont des chapeaux ronds
Vive les Bretons

En Afrique les dromadaires
Ont la peau qu'est si tendue
Que pour fermer les paupières
Faut qu'y z'ouvr'nt le trou du cul.

A l'enterrement de ma grand-mère
J'étais devant, j'étais derrière
J'étais derrière, j'étais devant
J'étais tout seul à l'enterrement

Ils ont des chapeaux ronds
Refrain Vive la Bretagne
Ils ont des chapeaux ronds
Vive les Bretons

Marguerite a de beaux nichons
Le bassin larg' comme Arcachon
Mais pour emplir ce bassin
Faut la taille d'un sous-marin.

Dans l'océan maqu'reaux, sardines
S'amusent en frétillant d' la queue
Essayez avec nos pines
Mesd'moiselles de faire comme eux

Ils ont des chapeaux ronds
Refrain Vive la Bretagne
Ils ont des chapeaux ronds
Vive les Bretons

Lise pour sa toilette intime
Dans l' boxon d'un vieux hareng
Emploie le sel de cuisine
Ça fait boire le client.

Le brav' curé de Lorient
Est bien mort il s'est pendu
Les oiseaux firent en pleurant
Leur nid dans son trou du cul

Ils ont des chapeaux ronds
Refrain Vive la Bretagne
Ils ont des chapeaux ronds
Vive les Bretons

Il parait qu'en Angleterre
Ils pratiqu'nt un jeu nouveau
Ils ont fondu les bell's mères
Pour en faire des chars d'assaut

A la basiliqu' St Pierre
Le soir on entend péter
Ce qui prouv' que le Saint Père
N'a pas l' trou du cul bouché

Ils ont des chapeaux ronds
Refrain Vive la Bretagne
Ils ont des chapeaux ronds
Vive les Bretons

Descendant la rue de Siam
J' rencontrais deux amoureux
Qui faisaient sur l' macadam
C' que les autres font chez eux.

Ce sont les aéroplanes
Qui nous font lever les yeux
Mais ce sont les jolies femmes
Qui nous font dresser la queue

Ils ont des chapeaux ronds
Refrain Vive la Bretagne
Ils ont des chapeaux ronds
Vive les Bretons

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The lyrics LES BRETONS of PIERRE PERRET is also present in the album Les dieux paillards (2008)

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Biografia

Pierre Perret (born July 9, 1934 in Castelsarrasin, Tarn-et-Garonne) is a highly successful French singer-songwriter. Known for his warm voice and ironic yet melancholic songs, he has captivated the French public with often autobiographical lyrics that depict everyday life, love, and the small joys of ordinary people. Among his most famous songs are "Le Petit Cheval", "La Vie en Rose" (a cover of Édith Piaf's), "Les Vieux Amants" and "C'est La Vie". Perret has released numerous albums throughout his long career, achieving great commercial success and solidifying his place among the most beloved French singer-songwriters.

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