J'prétends pas être un modèle,
J'pense pas que je suis mieux,
Mais voilà, tout ce que je voulais dire c'est que...
C'est quand même vraiment d'la merde!
J'vais demandé pardons à ces fans qu'ont pas mués,
Mais quand j'ai vu ce groupe j'ai voulu me suicider,
Tokio Hotel et Zaz je vais presque les regretter,
Pourquoi pas Justin Bieber?
Parce qu'il est démodé!
Ils se prennent pour des grands,
Des gros glands,
Aucun talent!
Et les filles les adorent,
Mais pas les hommes!
"Ils sont vraiment trop beau" disent les kikoulol,
Mais c'est super génial,
Hier j'ai mangé une pomme!
J'ai pété les plombs (j'ai pété les plombs),
Pleins de dépression (pleins de dépression),
C'est des petits chanteurs (c'est des petits chanteurs),
Pour pucelles en pleur (pour pucelles en pleur)!
{Refrain}
Les One Direction!!
J'ai pété les plombs,
J'ai pris des cachets en entendant ça!
Forum sur eux, à la radio,
Malédiction!!
Oreilles en sang,
Dès que j'entends les One Direction (one direction).
Je fuis les sonneries de portable,
Où c'est eux qui chantent leur salade.
Leurs chansons, toujours les mêmes accords,
Avec quatre notes on fait un album.
D'accord!
Avec leurs chansons,
J'fais une bonne soupe,
Et avec leurs cheveux,
J'te fais une choucroute.
Avec leur CD,
Je joue au frisbee.
Bientôt ils demanderont,
De l'aide au RMI.
Les fans, toutes leurs groupies,
Elles n'auront plus qu'un but,
M'insulter de fils de CHUT.
Elles me diront aussi que j'les prononce pas en anglais,
Mais c'est normal meuf, moi je n'respecte que les vrais.
Ça petite ce n'est pas d'la musique?
C'est des meufs qui veulent pouvoir te pomper ton fric!
Franchement, je crois que j'préfère même,
Prendre la discographie de Colonel Reyel!
{Refrain}
Les One Direction!!
J'ai pété les plombs,
J'ai pris des cachets en entendant ça!
Forum sur eux, à la radio,
Malédiction!!
Oreilles en sang,
Dès que j'entends les One Direction (one direction).
J'me rappel de cet'hiver,
Où j'étais à leur concert,
C'était swag à la folie.
Et le plus beau c'est Harry!
En plus avec ma Besthoù,
On a grave trop kiffé,
On a pu leur faire coucou,
Ils nous ont presque regardé!
J'ai un skyblog sur eux,
Il est vraiment frais!
Je prends ma crème ***,
J'dois masquer l'acné!
Je suis One Directioner,
Moi je le suis forever!
Moi je te conseil tant qu'à faire,
Vas chopper un dictionnaire!
Les chanteurs sont anorexiques,
Et les fans sont dyslexiques!
Et moi j'ai du aller,
Consulter chez Odika.
Je sais ce que tu vas dire,
La petite gamine écervelé,
"Ils font des millions de vue,
Et toit tu touches pas le millier!"
Sauf que moi ceux qui me suive pas ce n'est pas pour s'intégrer,
Enfin bref, laisse tombé,
C'est au groupe que j'veux m'adresser!
Cherche pas trop la lumière,
Le soleil brûle ta peau.
Oui, le succès te dupes,
Appel l'Duc travelo!
{Refrain}
Les One Direction!!
J'ai pété les plombs,
J'ai pris des cachets en entendant ça!
Forum sur eux, à la radio,
Malédiction!!
Oreilles en sang,
Dès que j'entends les One Direction (one direction).
T'es fou si tu écoutes,
Les One Direction!
Fou si tu écoutes,
Les One Direction!
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