Dear Santa,
This yo little cousin, Rucka Rucka Ali
First, I wanted to tell you, what a good ass mo'fuckin' boy I been this year
I raised thirty-two dollars for Haiti,
And a buck-fifty to help BP
What? A nigga needs some skittles
Anyway,
For this year's Christmas,
All I ask you,
Is a pound of purple pot,
The ability to seduce any bitch,
And for my videos to stop gettin' deleted every motherfuckin' day
You give me the same bullshit every Christmas,
And some shit I did not ask for, and don't need to be here!
And for this year,
All I ask is for you to help a motherfuckin',
Brother out, for once
Ten seconds from you on the video blog,
Talkin about, "yo quit deletin Rucka's shit"
Will come a long way with me, sir!
Fuck you!
I'm tired of your bullshit!
And don't not never ask me for nothin' again,
If you don't come through this mo'fuckin' time
Merry fuckin' Christmas, bitch nigga!
FUCK YOU!
Sincerely,
Rucka Rucka Motherfucka Ali
[PS:]
Ain't no cookies out, ain't none for you,
So keep your black ass out my cupboard, this year
PEACE!
Rucka Rucka Ali is an Israeli-American rapper, singer, radio personality, comedian, YouTuber, and parodist. He has released eight independent studio albums, four of which have charted on the Billboard Top Comedy Albums. As of April 2026, he has amassed 564+ million views and about 1.9 million subscribers on his main music channel on YouTube. Though his songs are parodies, he has been banned from YouTube multiple times for content deemed by the corporation to violate its hate speech policy.
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