Alright stop
Before you waste hours on Sharknado
Then complain to your friends you should've just played Halo
You better think of the consequence
(Who are you?)
We're your Netflix Conscience
That's nonsense
You got time
There's no need to be manic and panic
Watch Lord of the Rings or Rose and Jack in Titanic
Don't listen to him, Eddy don't you dare be a fool
You'd better be ready in six hours, get your ass to school
How about a TV series so he can watch a ton?
He can watch Sherlock, I hear that one's fun
Those are 90 minutes each and he can't watch one season
Like when Sherlock dies, you've gotta see the reason
Uh-uh! Spoiler alert!
You've just ruined it for Eddy
It's on the popular page, you should've seen it already
Then how about House of Cards?
Second season's kinda lame
Nah, it's awesome, bruh
The main chick is thrown in front of a train
Shit! We've wasted 3 hours tryin' to decide
If he just watched Sharknado he could've watched it 2 times
Fuck it, just watch it, let's leave Eddy be
Alright, let's do this!
Oh shit, it's just DVD
There's too much content on Netflix
It's hard to choose what to watch next on Netflix
On Netflix
On Netflix
There's too much content on Netflix
It's hard to choose what to watch next on Netflix
On Netflix
On Netflix
Ah snap! You can't watch Magic Mike right now
Yeah, looks like too many people are on your account somehow
Guess you'd better watch TV with fucking commercials on Hulu
Alright, don't be brash
Just think who you gave your password to
Well, let's see
Your mother, your brother, and who else again?
We're forgetting someone
Oh yeah, your ex-boyfriend!
Ah shit, girl, how can we log him out?
Just change your password
Kick him off the account!
Woah, now it's his account
He still pays the bill
Say what?
You're a Netflix moocher?
You're making me ill!
He's right Robin you gotta get your own login
Move on with your life
And hop on that toboggan!
There's too much content on Netflix
It's hard to choose what to watch next on Netflix
On Netflix
On Netflix
There's too much content on Netflix
It's hard to choose what to watch next on Netflix
On Netflix
On Netflix
This ought to be easy
This dude is a smoothie
But Rudy's got to be smart when he's choosing the movie
Yo what about The Notebook?
Nah she'll catch onto your ruse
It's been a decade since that move was first used
Then we'll need something boring
Then she'll fall asleep
A thoughtful documentary
She'll get too sad and she'll weep
How bout "Smosh: The Movie" then?
This is getting stupid
Let's just turn it off and kiss her
Make sure the lights are down
So she won't question your lip blister
Yo slow it down no need to rush
We can try a foreign film to impress his sweet crush
Ah quit being pretentious man
No one wants to read
Well maybe we should ask her what she wants to see?
(Hey babe what do you want to watch?)
(How 'bout Sex and the City)
Damn, that's not on here
What should Rudy do?
Looks like we have to buy that shit off iTunes
Nah, dummy, that show's on HBO Now
But that's 15 bucks a month
We're not a cash cow!
Let's just take a step back
And look at what this is really about
Yeah, why are we spending this much just to make out?
Rudy stop thinking with your goblin
And start using your noggin
And just slide with it, man
Hop on life's toboggan
There's too much content on Netflix
It's hard to choose what to watch next on Netflix
On Netflix
On Netflix
There's too much content on Netflix
It's hard to choose what to watch next on Netflix
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