Hoy me he levantado con el pie contrario:
demasiada sangre en el telediario,
una sola carta tengo en el buzn,
la remite mi banco, ME DICE QUE NO;
mi mujer se ha largado con un abogado
que le paga los vicios, "QUE TE GANA LOS JUICIOS".
Y t, de qu vas? a quin le llamas viejo?,
le digo al capullo de detrs del espejo;
yo soy un tipo duro con voluntad de hierro
que sale a la calle provocando al futuro.
Y piso en la acera una cagada de perro,
y llego al trabajo peln tarde y, el baranda,
con una patada en el culo me manda al carajo.
Y dice el coro: "M'ALEGRO, P'ALANTE
LA COLA DEL PARO NO ES PARA CANTANTES".
As que me dirijo a la consulta del foniatra
que me dice que nunca ser Frank Sinatra.
Y salgo vencido otra vez a la noche
y la puta gra se ha llevado mi coche;
para celebrarlo me pido otra copa
y una coleguita vomita en mi ropa;
y llueve, y un taxi que parece un barco
me arrolla y me deja sentado en un charco.
Y a trancas y barrancas llego hasta el casino
a tentar al destino en forma de ruleta,
y el destino me lo paga dejndome en bragas
apestando a vino y con catorce pesetas.
Y viendo que el planeta me tiene en jaque mate
decido montrmelo solito en el vter
y, mientras me alivio de aquella manera,
me cojo tremendo pellizco en un huevo
con el cierre nuevo de la cremallera,
y noto de pronto unas molestas cosquillas
desde la bragueta hasta la coronilla:
y descubro que tengo ladillas!
y me rasco, y me afeito, y me corto
-solo me faltaba ya tener un aborto.
Coro de pringados: "ESTO ES DEMASIADO,
NO SOLO CORNUDO SINO APALEADO".
Y cuando decido terminar con esta mierda
a puntito de ahorcarme, "me se" rompe la cuerda
y, en lugar de alegrarme, me quedo con las ganas
de viajar al infierno por aquella ventana;
y dicen los del coro: "TODO UN CABALLERO
NO SALTA AL VACIO DESDE UN PISO PRIMERO"
Y a patita desemboco en la plaza de Santa Ana
para hacer barra fija en otra discoteca
infestada de guiris, bolingas, taquimecas,
y se arrima a mi vera una petarda faltona
diciendo que es amiga de Panchito Varona:
"Tienes pinta de buena persona
en busca de un poco de rollito canalla
VERDAD QUE ME VAS A INVITAR A UNA RAYA?"
"Ojal tuviera, preciosa, te juro
por la gloria de mi madre que vengo sin un duro".
"Pero anima esa carita tan seria
que ests en tu noche de suerte, chaval".
Y, en mitad de un histrico ataque de histeria,
aterrizo en la pista sin poder escapar
del olor de los cuerpos
-SUDANDO, SUDANDO-
del calor de las luces
-GIRANDO, GIRANDO-
de mis piernas temblando,
de mi boca gritando: "Eso no,
eso no, por favor, ten piedad,
no comprendes que yo no sopor...,
no sopor...,
no soporto el rap,
no soporto el rap,
no sopor...,
no sopor...,
no soporto el rap?"
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