[Couplet 1]
J'en place une pour les casse-couilles de basse-cour
Les gosses à l'hôpital, les hirondelles dans le mazout et les tarlouzes polygames
Les partouzes d'oligarches, la malbouffe, les pipelines au Cameroun, les maladies tropicales
Kaboul, le Darfour, le cancer des couilles
Ta grand-mère qui roule
La pluie qui mouille le taré au milieu de la foule
Les pédophiles qui traînent la patte au rayon bonbons
Les parents qui donnent à leurs gosses des prénoms à la con
Tous les connards à la bourre qui doublent à droite
Coups d'matraque aux baba cools qui militent à la fac
Les illuminatis, les dynasties, les banquiers britanniques
Et l'âge des finalistes en gymnastique, le Titanic
Tous les bâtards, les cadavres, les carcasses et les carnages
Le Gang des Barbares, les gang-bangs, les blagues Carambar
Les pirates en Somalie
Les veuves du Nine-Eleven
Les orphelins en Moldavie
[Refrain]
J'en ai strictement plus rien à foutre, ouais
Je viens de me faire sucer
J'en ai strictement plus rien à péter, ouais
Je viens de me faire purger
Je suis bien, bien, bien
Parti loin, loin, loin
S'te-plaît, parle-moi de rien
Je suis bien, bien, bien
Parti loin, loin, loin
S'te-plaît, parle-moi demain
[Couplet 2]
Y'a-t-il encore du pétrole sur terre ?
Pourquoi les Saoudiens font des forages en mer alors que c'est plus cher ?
Quand un handicapé moteur, en fauteuil
Roule dans la merde, a-t-il une roue qui lui porte bonheur ?
Les Mayas voient la fin du Monde en 2012
Mon calendrier s'arrête en 2011 : dois-je avoir peur ?
Mon Père, est-ce que le SIDA ça existe ?
On le guérit paraît-il avec un bon régime alimentaire
Si bientôt, on voyagera dans le temps
Pourquoi mes futurs descendants me ramènent pas les chiffres du Loto ?
Qu'en pense ta belle-mère ?
Est-ce que la reine d'Angleterre se torche elle-même ?
Calcule : c'est quoi qui est plus lourd :
Recevoir un kilo de plomb, recevoir un kilo de thune ?
Pourquoi les trucs mauvais pour la santé c'est bon ?
Pourquoi les trucs les plus intelligents c'est con ?
[Refrain]
[Couplet 3]
Courrier de recouvrement des dettes
Courrier du tribunal, courrier de la CAF et pas de carte postale
Ministère de l'Intérieur, affaire vous concernant
Dans l'hypothèse où la date fixée ne vous conviendrait pas
Vous pouvez changer cette feuille en cerf-volant
Allez, déclaration d'impôts, la tête à Toto
Je toucherai ma retraite au cimetière, genre c'est pas trop tôt
J'ouvre le frigo, prends du lait dans la porte
À cette heure, la vache qui l'a fait doit déjà être morte, poto
Faut que je sorte, poto, faire du sport
Ma boîte mail c'est une ordonnance
Y'a que des marchands de pilules qui veulent savoir comment j'me porte
Allez, il m'faut une poule, j'ai besoin d'une douceur
J'suis pas mon chat, moi, j'peux pas m'lécher les couilles tout seul
[Outro]
Je dois me faire sucer, ouais
Faut qu'j'y retourne
Je dois me faire purger, ouais
Il m'faut une poule
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