La maîtresse est drôlement belle
J'ai dessiné sa photo
Mais si j'avais des jumelles
J'y verrais mieux les lolos
Mon école est rigolote
On y apprend des gros mots
Les derniers c'était "carotte"
Et "y a du Poil Au Tableau"
Des prouts et des pieds de nez
Des cocottes au kilo
Mon bagage est paré
Formation top niveau.
J'ai fait les petites écoles
Je sors des hauts préaux
J'ai la mention guignol
En histoire de toto
(Toto, c'est très rigolo)
Crotte de nez, poils aux pieds
Faites sonner la récré
Bout de ficelle, selle de cheval
Vive la communale !
En calcul et en géo
Double zéro pointé
Saucisse et cacao
Mais j'en sais des salés
Des bases élémentaires
J'en ai tout plein les brouillons
(Trabaja la moukère)
Trabaja la moukère
Posez-moi des questions
(On n'est pas des cornichons)
J'ai fait les petites écoles
Je sors des hauts préaux
J'ai la mention guignol
En histoire de toto.
Une cafetière sans café
Va s'acheter un quatre heures
A quelle heure va-t-elle croiser
Le camembert à vapeur ?
Multiplions zozo
Par graffiti tsoin tsoin
Si tout va comme il faut
Ça fait caca-boudin
Je suis une banane
Un cul-cul la praline
J'ai devenu un âne
Sur le banc des cantines
Hi han hi han hi han hi han.
Crotte de nez, poils aux pieds
Faites sonner la récré
Bout de ficelle, selle de cheval
Vive la communale !
La la la la la la la la la la la.
Napoléon est mort à Sainte-Hélène
Son fils Léon lui a crevé le bidon
On l'a retrouvé assis sur une baleine
En train de sucer des arêtes de poisson
La la la la la la la la la la la.
Richard Gotainer is a performer. His discography includes Poil à la Pub, Chants zazous, Perles et bijoux, Best of Richard Gotainer and Rendez-vous au tas de sable.
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We still talk about music, but today we do it from a different point of view, taking a cue from a book, a photographic book called Ten Cities.
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