Jesus arbeitet jetzt als Putzfrau
bei reichen Leuten in Deutschland
das fa'llt gar nicht weiter auf
die Sandalen passen schon mal ins Bild
denn Jesus hat scho?ne anmutige Fu?ße
die langen Haare sto'ren auch nicht
nur den Bart hat er sich abrasiert
und schon wirkt sein Gesicht
ausgesprochen feminin
Wenn er saubermacht riecht es u?berall nach Essig
mit Essig kennt er sich ja aus
Jesus behauptet er komme aus Polen
damit kann er sein schlechtes Deutsch erkla'ren
manchmal plaudert die Hausherrin mit ihm
wenn sie nicht gerade shoppen muß oder zum Tennis
"Wissen Sie Swetlana
wir sind ja Besserverdienende
aber den Besserverdienenden wird ja nichts gegönnt in diesem Land
eigentlich finde ich
wir sind Besserverdiener
als wir verdienen es besser als wir es haben"
Jaja murmelt Jesus
putzt das Klo und seufztsagen Sie Frau Meier-Wohlfahrt
kennen Sie eigentlich die Geschichte
von dem Reichen und dem Nadelo?hr?
"Nadelo?hr? Nadelo?hr?" gru?belt Frau Meier-Wohlfahrt
"Also ich kenne nur Meister Nadelo?hr
das, war eine Figur aus dem DDR-Kinderfernsehen
ich komme na?mlich aus dem Osten wissen Sie
da hab ich mir meinen Wessimann geangelt
als er halb Bitterfeld gekauft hat
aber die Steuern die Abgaben fressen uns auf
und diese Ossis sind ja dermaßen faul
ach die Mauer hatte schon auch ihr Gutes
da haben die alten SED-Genossen schon recht
obwohl ich ja wenn Sie so wollen
eine Friedensgewinnlerin bin
Frieden schaffen ohne Waffen
ho?chstens mit den Waffen einer Frau hihi
aber was meinen Sie eigentlich Swetlana
mit dieser Geschichte vom Nadelo?hr?"
Ach nichts murmelt Jesus
und putzt das deusche Klo so gru?ndlich
wie nur eine polnische Putzfrau
auch unter der Brille
blitzblank
man ko?nnte aus der Schu'ssel
trinken
Heinz Rudolf Erich Arthur Kunze (born March 27, 1956) is a German singer-songwriter, writer, and music translator. Known for his rock music, he has released over 489 songs and, according to him, has written around 5,000 lyrics, of which more than 1,900 have been published. Kunze has also been an active lecturer at several universities. His biggest success was the song "Dein ist mein ganzes Herz", released in 1985. Other representative songs include "Ich bin der einzige", "Die Liebe ist ein Feuer" and "Du bist nicht allein".
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