Alles fing an, nachts um Zwei, es klopfte an der Tür:
"Hey! Hier ist die Polizei, machen Sie mal die Tür auf,
Aber ein bisschen flott, wir haben nicht ewig Zeit.
Hier wird gleich eingekloppt."
Jaja, alles easy, komm mal klar, bleib mal locker,
Das Tatütata-gehabe haut hier eh keinen vom Hocker.
"Herr Stein, wir haben 'nen anonymen Tipp,
Dass es bei ihnen an Maß' Cannabis gibt."
Hey, wasn das fürn Quatsch, ich rauche gar kein Haschisch.
Wenn ich irgendwas push, dann ist das höchstens kalter Kaffee
Oder Cola mit Eis, halt der Koffeinscheiß.
Kann dann drei Tage nicht schlafen, und geh allen auf den Geist.
"So so mein Freundchen, sie kommen jetzt erst mal mit."
Ich sagte "Nö" und gab dem Bullen einen fetten Arschtritt
Und ja sowas ist bei denen ja gar nicht gern gesehen,
Deshalb schoss er gleich auf mich, ich konnte das gut verstehen.
Doch ich krepierte nicht sofort, womit mir noch ein bisschen Zeit blieb,
- OhOohOooh -
Und während ich krepierte, sang ich dieses schöne Lied:
- OhOhOohOooh - (Come on check this)
Refrain:
Eieiei, wer hätte das gedacht?
Spaß ist, wenn man trotzdem drüber lacht.Es kann nicht nur Sonne geben,
Mach dir nichts draus, man, so ist das Leben.
Jeder kennt das, man geht in der Stadt spaziern.
Doch das ist gar nicht so lustig, hey, da kann ganz viel passiern.
Da schlender ich und hüpfe ich vor Freude ganz froh,
Auf einmal drückt die Blase, ich muss dringend aufs Klo.
Ich renne los zur nächsten öffentlichen Toilette,
Doch überseh dabei eine Straßenabsperrkette.
Ich stolper auf die Straße, ein Auto muss stark bremsen
Und das rammt einen Tankzug und der fängt an zu brennen.
OH SHIT!
Es kracht und er explodiert,
Eigentlich halb so schlimm, wär da nich noch mehr passiert.
Die Flammen greifen über auf ein Nachbarhaus
Und jetzt sieht das alles schon ganz anders aus.
Es kommen Polizei und Feuerwehr,
Versuchen Herr zu werden übers Flammenmeer.
Doch aus der Tankstelle entweichen brennende Gase
Und es dauert nich lang, da brennt die ganze Straße.
Nach kurzer Zeit haben auch die Medien davon Wind gekriegt
Und ich seh wie ein TV-Hubschrauber auf die Flammen zu fliegt.
Dachte erst, er kommt um mich zu filmen,
Also gucke ich ganz cool, als würde ich gerade chillen.
Und da steh ich nun, um mich herum Apokalypse,
Mindestens 2000 Grad; is klar, dass ich schwitze.
Und als mir klar wird, dass all das ich war,
Da wird mir irgendwie doch sonderbar.
Ja im Klartext gesagt: Ich fühl mich echt beschissen,
Doch da fällt mir grade auf, ich muss noch immer stark pissen.
Doch ich sehe die Toilette ist nur noch ein Schrotthaufen
- Ohohoh - Drum fang ich an zu singen und lass einfach laufen!
- Ohohoh - (come on)
Refrain:
Eieiei, wer hätte das gedacht?
Spaß ist, wenn man trotzdem drüber lacht.
Es kann nicht nur Sonne geben,
Mach dir nichts draus, man, so ist das Leben.
Eieiei, wer hätte das gedacht?
Spaß ist, wenn man trotzdem drüber lacht.
Es kann nicht nur Sonne geben,
Manchmal steht man halt auch im Regen.
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