Wenn beim One-Night-Stand das Kondom zerreißt,
Was würde Jesus tun? Aaaaaaaaaaah
Wenn Du nicht mal weißt, wie die Frau grad heißt
Was würde Jesus tun? Aaaaaaaaaaah
Wenn Du besoffen fährst spät in der Nacht nach Haus
Und die Bullen ziehen Dich zur Kontrolle raus
Was würde Jesus tun?
Aaaaaaaaaaahaaahaaaa
Er würde sagen:
?Darf's außer'm Lappen noch was anderes sein?
Wie wär's mit meinem Angel- oder Heiligenschein??
Wein als Blut, klar ist man da blau
Ich glaube, Jesus wäre heut ne coole Sau
Wenn dir die Frau zuhause auf die Eier geht
Was würde Jesus tun? Aaaaaaaaaaah
Aber die Nachbarin dir deinen Kopf verdreht
Was würde Jesus tun? Aaaaaaaaaaah
Wenn Du ihr treu sein willst in alle Ewigkeit,
Aber der Puff ist nah, die Ewigkeit ist weit
Was würde Jesus tun?
Aaaaaaaaaaahaaahaaaa
Er würde sagen:
?Alle Menschen sollen sich lieben!?
Dann hätte er's mit der Nachbarin getrieben
Seine Liebe wär' zu viel für eine Frau
Ich glaube, Jesus wäre heut ?ne geile Sau
?Alle Menschen sollen sich lieben!?
Steht schon in seinem neuen Testament geschrieben
Ein Geschenk Gottes an die Frau'n
Jesus wäre heut ?ne geile Sau!
Wir hören nicht nur auf Jesus, auch wenn er uns noch so liebt,
Weil es für uns noch andere wichtige Propheten gibt:
Fallen Ameisen in Deine Küche ein
Was würde Ozzy tun? Aaaaaaaaaaah
Wenn Du Dich fragst, darf's noch ein wenig lauter sein?
Was würde Lemmy tun? Aaaaaaaaaaah
Wenn Du im Spotlight stehst, Gitarre in der Hand
Und die Leute vor Dir warten schon gespannt,
Was würde Angus tun?
Jesus konnte Wein aus Wasser machen
Und ließ Tote zum Leben erwachen
Schade, dass es sowas heute nicht mehr gibt
Auf jeder Party wäre Jesus sehr beliebt
Anstatt sich einfach so kreuzigen zu lassen
Würde er den Vatikan verprassen
Für die Kirche wär's der Super-GAU
Ich glaube, Jesus wäre heut ne coole Sau
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