England
dieser kleine Sondermüllhaufen in der Nordsee
die Wehrmacht hätte den Stöpsel rausgezogen
und diese degenerierte Inzuchtbadewanne
in der Nordsee versenkt
wären ihnen nicht die superdebilen Amerikaner
zu Hilfe geeilt
die ehemaligen Kolonialdiener
haben den ehemaligen Kolonialherren
den Arsch gerettet
Wir sprechen hier nicht von Irland
Irland ist dufte
in Dublin heben sie für die Luftwaffe
Leuchtpfeile auf die Dächer gemalt
die den Weg nach Liverpool zeigten
Frankreich
dies größenwahnsinnigen Zwiebelsuppenkasper
die aus dem Mund nach Geschlechtsverkehr riechen
oder nach Austern
schwer zu unterscheiden
mmmh leckerAustern
Italien
die fühlen sich nudelwohl
als Möchtegern-Faschisten
aber nicht mal dazu taugen sie
sobald es frostig wird
messen die die Temperatur in Stalingrad
Schweden
diese politisch bis zum Brechreiz korrekten
Über-Arier
mit der besten Kinderbetreuung der Welt
klar
wenigstens am Anfang des Lebens darf es ja mal nett sein
später hängen sie sich alle auf
diese Leberzirrhotiker der Melancholie
vor lauter Dunkelheit und Schnee
Polen
diese unablässig quengelnde Quetschkommode
zwischen Deutschland und Rußland
Indien
einerseits schießen die jetzt auch schon
Raketen ins Weltall
was wollen die eigentlich da oben
Gewürzangriff auf den Globus mit Currypulver oder was
andererseits wischen die sich immer noch
mit der nackten linken Hand den Hintern ab
sollte ein Außerirdischer einen
indischen Astronauten begru?ßen
und der ist zufällig Linkshänder
steht ihm eine unangnehme Überraschung bevor
Türkei
ne klar gehören die nach Europa
aber unbedingt
wenn man in Deutschland Völkermord leugnet
kann man ins Gefängnis kommen
wenn man in der Türkei Völkermörd leugnet
kann man Ministerpräsident werden
das wäre doch eine echte Bereicherung Europas
außerdem fordern die dann bestimmt Schleierpflicht
für Politikerinnen
und den meisten
stünde das auch gut zu Gesicht
Israel
die Schlesier und Ostpreußen des Nahen Ostens
nur daß die sich
ihre Ostgebiete zurückgeholt haben
Kuba
die aschgraue Zigarre der Karibik
Deutschland
da stellen sie an den Autobahnstraßenrändern Plakate auf wie
"Sachsen-Anhalt: Willkommen im Land der Frühaufsteher"
und direkt dahinter
"Uwe und Petra ? zu schnell in die Kurve gegangen"
mit schwarzem Trauerrand
und zwei Totenkreuzen
so daß man denkt
hier beginnt des Bundesland der Leichen
China
Gott also Mao
hat alle Reiskörner gezählt
aber seine Menschen sind ihm egal
Rußland
weiß ich zu wenig drüber
Amerika
weiß ich zu viel drüber
Also
es lebe Österreich
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