Mia moglie all'improvviso mo' fa la femminista
E dice che la uso che sono un egoista
E dopo dieci figli che è il minimo normale
Per fare una famiglia un po' meridionale
Mo c'ha la pissicosi di rimanere incinta
E sono due tre mesi che a letto mi tormenta
"Metti il preservativo" e questo che mi frega
Perché il preservativo purtroppo mi si piega
La pillola la ingrassa, la spirale c'ha paura
Rifiuta ogni amplesso un po' contro natura
E proprio l'altro sera mi ha preso in contropiede
Con la vestaglia nera che si vede e non si vede
Mia moglie ha sussurrato: ho letto su eva express
Il metodo più usato per fare bene il sesso
Per la donna in corriera comm 'a signora che sta sotto
Il metodo sicuro è il coiote interrotto.
Il coiote interrotto?
Che cazzo hanno inventato che inventeranno dopo
Io al massimo ho saputo la pecorina e il lupo
L'orsetto travestito, la zuppa del biscotto
Ma non ho mai sentito il coiote interrotto
Sarà 'na nuova moda che viene da New York
Può darsi che si goda come Jurassic Pork
We! Io sono aperto a tutto so' pure animalista
Ma il coiote interrotto manco a Quark l'ho visto.
In un primo momento il coiote interrotto
Mi faceva pensare a un diabolico oggetto
Un computer speciale che si applica al letto
E che per via genitale collegato a internet
Nel momento cruciale che precede l'orgasmo
Parte in tempo reale un segnale dal cosmo
Che agli spermatozoi chiava 'na martellata
E protegge l'ovaia dalla grande frittata.
Ma pensandoci bene è un sistema da vip
Non sarà addebitato c'a bolletta d 'a SIP?
Questi te lo mettono in conto come tre interurbane
E sto punto c'ha un costo come andare a puttane.
Quando c'hai dieci figli come cacchio li campi
Tocca fare dei tagli ca 'unn 'ne fa manco Ciampi
Il coiote interrotto questo grande mistero
Ieri sera l'ho fatto devo esser sincero?
È 'na grande strunzata, un rapporto normale
E non centra una mazza quello strano animale
Metti su la canzone di Fred Buongusto
Quella "tre settimane" per togliersi il busto
Dopo il solito bacio ed il solito abbraccio
Altre tre settimane per rompere il ghiaccio
Lei si apparta nel bagno tu ti spogli di fretta
E stai lì come un ragno in calzini e maglietta
E comincia pian piano questa locomotiva
Lo stantuffo di un treno che non sai dove arriva
E si sente l'attrito fra i binari e le ruote
Una volta partito vafanculo 'o coiote
E si avverte nell'aria una brezza nostrana
Comm' è bbuona 'a cicoria con la carne montana
Si comincia a volare e al momento più bello...
Uh madonna 'o coiote sul passaggio a livello
Lei s'afferra 'a maniglia del segnale d'allarme
Mentre il treno deraglia e oramai non si ferma
Tutto intorno mi trema lei si scansa di botto...
'e capito 'o sistema del coiote interrotto?
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