Schönen guten Abend meine Damen und Herren
Heute Nacht in der "Alles oder Nix Show"
Mitten in Köln an den Ringen
Mein Name ist Jetsett Mehmet und ich freu' mich wirklich heut Abend hier zu sein
Denn heute Abend begrüßen wir einen speziellen Gast
Ohoho wen seh' ich da im Publikum
Prominente Gesichter heute Abend
Ich sehe Ali Ferrari in der 4. Reihe ist das Ali Ferrari?
[Ali Ferrari]
Eyyyy alles klar
[Jetsett Mehmet]
Oh Ali (kurze Pause)
Mit einer bezaubernden jungen Dame
[Dame]
Hehehehe hehe ja
[Jetsett Mehmet]
Oh und wen seh ich da
Wie immer besoffen an der Bar
Arschtritt Raschid
[Arschtritt Raschid]
Öööh
[Jetsett Mehmet]
Was läuft Arschtritt
Alles fit?
[Arschtritt Raschid]
Alles fit Jetsett
[Jetsett Mehmet]
Muss muss
Wai Bai Bai wen sehen wir denn da
Ganz hinten in der Ecke am teuersten Tisch hier auf den ganzen Kölner Ringen
Er ist ein Mann er war ein großes Vorbild für mich als ich noch jünger war
Viele von Ihnen heute Abend die hier anwesend sind kennen Ihn bestimmt so wie so
Unter dem Namen "Soso - Bei ihm kannst du groß holen" oder "Mustafa - Er macht alles klar"
Jenny Jenny bring unserem Ehrengast "Soso - Bei ihm kannst du groß holen"
Bitte sofort die beste Whiskyflasche des Hauses bitte komm schnell schnell schnell
Soso das geht auf mich Ich hoffe du genießt deinen Abend
[Soso]
Mein Bruder Jetsett
[Jetsett Mehmet]
Ey warte mal da vorne in der vierten Reihe
Bist du Schmarri-Harri
[Schmarri-Harri]
Ja
[Jetsett Mehmet]
Ey das ist doch Schmarri-Harri
[Schmarri-Harri]
Ja und
[Jetsett Mehmet]
Ey Schmarri-Harri du schuldest mir noch 50 Euro mann
(Lachen, Buhen, Jubel)
[unter dem Geräuschpegel verstummend: Jetsett Mehmet]
Haltet diesen Mann fest
Ey wohin wohin
Haltet diesen Mann fest
Securitiys packt euch den mann
Der schuldet mir 50 Euro mann
50 verdammte Euro
Wo sind meine 50 Euro packt ihn
OK OK Dankeschön Dankeschön
Entschuldigt mich für diese Unannehmlichkeit
Wir machen jetzt weiter mit der Show
Ich freue mich wie gesagt heute einen speziellen Gast begrüßen zu dürfen
Ich mag ihn sehr persönlich mag ich ihn sehr
Weil er Sätze gebracht hat wie "Zähl so viele Scheine du kannst bevor du sitzt"
Oder "Bums jede Nutte aber leck keine Funz"
Jaja ich seh' schon ich seh' schon Ihr wisst von wem Ich rede Ihr wisst von wem ich rede
Ich rede von keinem Anderen als dem meist respektiertesten Rapper im Musikgeschäft im Nachtleben
Meine Damen und Herren begrüßen sie mit mir gemeinsam Xatar
Meine Damen und Herren Xatar Alles oder Nix Records
Xatar heute Abend live in der "Alles oder Nix Show" mitten in Köln an den Ringen
Xatar komm auf die Bühne komm auf die Bühne
Du siehst die Leute wollen dich hören
Die Leute wollen dich sehen
Komm auf die Bühne
[Xatar]
Erlaube mich vorzustellen
Man nennt mich Xatar
In der nächsten Stunde fick' ich Deutschraps Papa
Hört gut zu es heißt Alles oder Nix
Lernt von mir und ich geb' euch Tips für eure Ficks
Ich erzähl' euch wie man Geld macht in der Nacht
Und morgens nicht zu Hause ist wenn die Kripo reinplatzt
Plötzlich merkt ihr Xatar ist der Krasseste
Sogar im Knast ah spielen sie die Platte
Küss' mein Ring das ist ein Xatar Ding
Selbst dein Vater er singt es dass Xatar der King ist
Nach diesem Album lachen nur die Schwachen
Denn die Großen werden mich Loben
Belogen wurdet ihr schon 10 Jahre lang
Von Gangstarap-Lutschern im ganzen Land
Jetzt bin ich hier und bleib wie Fidel Castro
Alles oder Nix für Immer frag Maestro
(Die Menge jubelt und applaudiert)
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