Je suis peut-être maigre comme un stockefishe
Et sans les décoller, je passe derrière les affiches
C'est vrai, il me manque bien quelques kilos
Et quand je suis en maillot, on dirait une radio
Me suis-je fâché, avec tous les chefs?
Ou dans le passé fus-je rapatrié pas l'Unicef?
Je n'en sais rien, sur un Ciao en tout cas
Il faut mettre du poids pour que je ne décolle pas
Pourtant j'ai toujours eu le respect des gonzes
Même si mes jambes sont des 11
Et même si après le Coca Light, le beurre light,
Winston et Hollywood light, je représente l'homme light
Même si je suis épais comme un bâton de polo
Check ce morceau solo où je n'y vais pas molo
Je suis peut-être le contraire d'un gros
Mais putain, qu'est-ce que je tue sur le micro
J'ai peut-être une quinzaine de dents cassées
Et lorsque je souris, je m'apparente à un damier
Ce serait moi qui aurait doublé la bouche de l'acteur
Jacquouille La Fripouille dans le film "Les Visiteurs"
Avec un dégradé du feu de Dieu des Dents
Je ne peux rien mâcher et mastique avec le rang de devant
Difficile de travailler la diction, la prononciationAvec autant d'aérations
Je n'irai pas jusqu'au point de dire que ma bouche est vraiment
Minable, non, simplement décapotable
Mon dentiste est formel, il a évalué les travaux: bigre!
Pour le gros ?uvre, il vaudrait mieux appeler Bouygues
Quelque part il y a peut-être une raison
Pas comme certains qui ont grandi dans un cocon
Mais laisse! Il me manque peut-être quelque cros
Mais putain qu'est-ce que je tue sur le micro
J'ai peut-être le tarin de Cyrano
Mais il y a pire que moi, en plus ils font les chauds
Mon frère m'a toujours dit "Attention avec ton syphon
Ne respire pas trop fort ou tu nous déclenches un typhon"
Tu te la joues Scarface, mais ne sniffe jamais
Avec ton nez, c'est une overdose assurée
Je donne l'os au chien si tu te fais opérer
Et quinze jours après, il est toujours en train de ronger
J'ai l'air fin, c'est certain je respire
On délire sur mon sourire avec mes dents en cuir
Si j'étais toi, je ne rirais pas trop
Parce que putain qu'est-ce que je tue sur le micro
Je ne danse pas car j'ai horreur du ridicule
Trop peu pour moi les j'avance, tu recules et je
T'enfonce dans la tête l'idée
Que même si j'étais déchiré, jamais je ne bougerais
C'est pas pour jouer les proxos, kid
Simplement je fais deux pas, et tu crois voir un droïde
Dans les boîtes, je me fais chier pour de bon
Je suis comme E.T.: je veux rentrer maison
Pas même de slow, de baiser gluant
Je reste à la maison pour mater "Le bon, la brute et le truand"
A la danse, peut-être je suis zéro
Mais putain ce que que je tue sur le micro
Black-metal band from France
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Very bad story for rapper T.I. and his wife Tiny, in fact, they have been accused of sexual abuse and kidnapping.
The malefactor managed to take Koji and Gustavo away, while Miss Asia, the third bulldog, escaped and was found shortly after by Lady Gaga's bodyguards.
David Crosby against Phoebe Bridgers, if we had been in the Middle Ages, they probably would have challenged each other with the sword, while in 2021 they decided to go wild with tweets.
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New year is synonymous of news and in fact 2021 opened with a nice surprise. The American rock group, The Foo Fighters, founded in 1994 by Dave Grohl ex drummer of Nirvana, delight us with the release of a new single entitled "No son of Mine".
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I was about 6 years old when I listened for the first time "Blowing in the wind" hummed by my mom while she was accompanying me to school, the version was the Italian one, but I liked the rhythm right away.
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