Dans son boudoir la charmante Charlotte
Chaude du con faute d'avoir un vit
Se masturbait avec une carotte
Prenait son pied sur le bord de son lit.
Ah! disait-elle dans le siècle où nous sommes
Il ait aisé de se passer d' garçon
Moi pour ma part Je me fout bien des hommes
Et je me branle avec satisfaction
Refrain :
Branle, branle, branle Charlotte
Branle, branle, ça fait du bien
Branle, branle, branle ta motte
Branle, branle, jusqu'à demain.
Sa main habile et si industrieuse
Allait venait comme un petit ressort
Faisant jouir la petite farceuse
A qui le jeu convenait assez fort
Mais ô malheur, ô fatale disgrâce
Dans son bonheur elle fit un brusque saut Du contrecoup la carotte se casse
Et dans le con il en reste un morceau.
Refrain
Mais médecin praticien fort habile
Fut appelé qui lui fit bien du mal
Mais par malheur la carotte Indocile
Ne put sortir du conduit vaginal.
Quelle déception ce fit pour la pauvrette
De ce jour là elle ne put se toucher
Ce fut hélàs ! Sa dernière branlette
Et pour toujours elle eut le con bouché !
Refrain
Plaignez jeunes filles le destin de charlotte
Plaignez sont sort il est bien malheureux
Pour vous branler n'ayez point de carotte
Prenez mon n?ud ça vaudras beaucoup mieux !
Refrain
Baise, Baise, Baise Charlotte
Baise, Baise, ça fait du bien
Baise, Baise, Baise Charlotte
Baise, Baise, jusqu'à demain.
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