y'a d'la peau de couille, pour concerver le tabac!
Voilà, voilà, voilà la chasson militaire.
y'a d'la peau de couille pour concerver le tabac.
Voilà, voilà, voilà la chasson du soldat.
L'as tu vue? oui j'l'ai vue le ptit abricot d'la comptinière
L'as tu vue? oui j'l'ai vue son ptit abricot fendue.
Il est tout noir, il est tout blanc l'abricot d'la comptinière.
Il est tout noir, il est tout blanc, il est fendue par devant!
Ma mère j'ai le con qui baille!
Ma fille fous'y d'la paille
Oh non de non quel drôle d'opignons que d'aller s'foute d'la paille dans l'con
Bandais-tu, belle aux seins d'or, quand tu pellotais les nichons d'Adèle
Bandais-tu belle aux seins d'or, quand tu tripottais ces divins trésors!
Les couilles de mon grand-père, sont pendues dans l'escalier,
Et ma grand-mère, ce désespère de les voirent ce descécher.
Car c'est la plus belle paire de toute les couilles du quartier
On peut venir les admirer tout les ans au 14 juillet!
Si tu voulais chatouiller mon lézard,J'te ferais bien mimi, j'te ferais bien minette.
Si tu voulais chatouillais mon lézard,
J'te ferais bien minette, ce soir!
T'as pas voulue chatouiller mon lézard,
J'te ferais pas mimi, j'te ferais pas minette,
T'as pas voulue chatouiller mon lézard,
J'te ferais pas minette ce soir!
Le trou-trou de grand-maman,
Fait lever la bite, fait lever la bite!
Le trou-trou de grand-maman,
Fait lever la bite à grand-papa!
Bite au cul madame Bertrand,
Vous avez des filles, vous avez des filles.
Bite au cul, madame Bertrand,
Vous avez des filles qu'ont le con trop grand!
Elles ont l'con comme des marmittes,
Pour les baiser faut des grosses bites!
Bite au cul madame Bertrand,
Vous avez des filles qu'ont l'con trop grand!
Mon pauvre aveugle voulez vous des ouefs?
Non merci madame, vous êtes une bonne âme.
Mon pauvre aveugle voulez vous des oeufs?
Non merci madame j'en ai déjà deux!
C'est la grosse bite à Dudule,
Je la prend, j'la suce, elle m'encule,
Ah s'que c'est bon, s'que c'est bon, non de non!
Quant-il me la care dans l'ognons.
C'est pas une bite ordinaire,
Quant-il me la fourre dans le derière,
Tout à coup je me sens remplie... Du trou du cul au nombril'à Dudule...
Pousse fort mon amis! Pousse fort!
J'aime mieu au fond qu'au bord!
Au bord je ne sens rien, au fond ça me fait du bien!
Pousse fort mon amis! Pousse fort!
J'aime mieu au fond qu'au bord!
Au bord je ne sens rien,
Au fond ça me fait du bien!
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