Jean Guidoni

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La grande expo de l'an 2000


L'autre matin j' dis à ma bourgeoise
En lisant l' guid' de " Libération "
Paraîtrait que tout Paris pavoise
Pour fêter la Grande Exposition

L'expo de quoi qu'elle me demande
Celle du Nouveau Siècle et d' son tournant
Et j' vois dans ses yeux bleu lavande
L' désir d' s'y rendre incontinent

On te laisse bonne-maman
Gérer l'établissement
Enregistre la Théma d'Arte
Ça traite de l'insécurité

Evite les mots qui blessent
Si les loub' fauchent la caisse
Tu peux bien t'mettre à g' noux
Mais le pitt bull on l' prend avec nous

Frais et dispo
Agitant nos drapeaux
Nous allions à l'ExpoMoi et Thérèse
L'esprit radieux
Nous lancions jusqu'aux cieux
Les accents mélodieux
D' la Marseillaise

Bien vite nous v' la à l'entrée d' la Foire
Au milieu d' la presse des arrivants
Et déjà s'inscrit dans not' mémoire
La majesté de tant d' monuments

Je veux voir la Gal' rie du Suicide
Supplie ma Thérèse en haletant
Oui mais d'abord celle du Génocide
Mon amour dis-je on a le temps

Il y aura d' l'horreur
Des cris et d' la fureur
Les saloperies que s' font les gens
Pour l' plaisir l'honneur ou l'argent

Et si t'as la nausée
On ira s' reposer
Au jardin d' la Souffrance
Du Pavillon d' l'Intolérance

Fleur au chapeau
Nous visitions l'Expo
Sur un joyeux tempo
A la française
Ce siècle neuf
A moi et à ma meuf
Produisait l'effet b?uf
D'une vraie synthèse
On a applaudi ces architectes
Qu'on bâti pour toutes les abjections
Pour les religions comm' pour les sectes
Le mensonge ou la prostitution

Quell' merveill' l'Esplanad' de la Haine
Superbe la Tour de l'Infamie
Puis Thérèse a voulu qu' j' l'emmène
Dans le Hall de l'Epidémie

C'est fou ce' qu'ils ont construit
Rien qu' pour entendr' du bruit
Quant au Palais de la Laideur
Faut dire que c'est une vraie splendeur

Séance de signature
Maison de l'Inculture
Puis grand dîner d' rigueur
Chez Mac Donald et King Burger

Sans nul repos
L'émoi à fleur de peau
Nous écumions l'Expo
Ne vous déplaise
Fiers d' constater
La créativité
D'une future société
En plein' genèse

Le soir descendait sur la coupole
Du Grand Mémorial de la Conn' rie
Quand Thérèse me dit on a du bol
L' ticket donn' droit à la Fêt' de Nuit

C'est un show titré " Gloire à l'Ordure "
Y'aura toutes les stars de la question
Avec la recette pour que ça dure
Ça nous hâtera la digestion

On a vu ces artistes
Penseurs, économistes
Répandre sur la foule en liesse
Les fruits de leur scélératesse

Les gogos en crevaient
Mais ils en r'demandaient
Et pour que rien n' se perde
S'en mettaient jusque là de merde

Sortant de l'Expo
Thérèse dit, à propos
Si on l'faisait, ce loupiot
J'en serai bien aise
Et moi qu' tout ce fric
Avait rendu lubrique
J'y réponds j'ai la trique
Rentrons qu'on baise

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