Quatorze Avril 77
Dans la banlieue où qui fait nuit
La petite route est déserte
Gérard Lambert rentre chez lui
Dans le lointain les mobylettes poussent des cris...
Ca y' est j'ai planté le décor
Créé l' climat de ma chanson
Ca sent la peur ça pue la mort
J'aime bien c' t' ambiance pas vous ? ah bon...
Voici l'histoire proprement dite
Voici l'intrigue de ma chanson
Gérard Lambert roule très vite
Le vent s'engouffre dans son blouson
Dans le lointain les bourgeois dorment comme des cons
Lorsque soudain survient le drame
Juste à la sortie d'un virage
Y'a plus d'essence dans la bécane
Gérard Lambert est fou de rage !
T'aurais pas dû Gérard Lambert
Aller ce soir là à Rungis
T'aurais dû rester chez ta mère
Comme un bon fils
Il met sa mob sur la béquille
S'assied par terre et réfléchit :
Dans cette banlieue de bidonvilles
Y'a pas un pompe ouverte la nuit !
Dans le lointain y'a une sirène qui s'évanouit...
Qu'est ce que j' vais faire bordel de dieu ?
J' vais quand même pas rentrer à pied !
Plus y s'angoisse moins ça va mieux
Quand soudain lui surgit une idée :
J' vais siphonner un litre ou deux
Dans l' réservoir de cette bagnole
Et pis après j'y crève les pneus
Comme ça gratuitement par plaisir
Faut bien que j' me défoule un peu
J' suis énervé...
Une fois son forfait accompli
Gérard Lambert va repartir
La mobylette veut rien savoir
C'est le bon Dieu qui l'a puni !
T'aurais pas dû Gérard Lambert
Aller ce soir là à Rungis
T'aurais dû rester chez ta mère
Comme un bon fils
Alors pendant une demi heure
Dans son moteur il tripatouille
Il est crevé il est en sueur
Il a du cambouis jusqu'aux coudes
Dans le lointain le jour se lève
Comme d'habitude
A c' moment là un mec arrive
Un p'tit loubard aux cheveux blonds
Et qui lui dit comme dans les livres :
" S'te plaît dessine moi un mouton
Une femme à poil ou un calibre
Un cran d'arrêt une mobylette
Tout c' que tu veux mon pote t'es libre
Mais dessine moi quequ' chose de chouette !
Dans le lointain y' s' passe plus rien
Du moins il me semble...
Alors d'un coup d' clé à molette
Bien placé entre les deux yeux
Gérard Lambert éclate la tête
Du Petit Prince de mes deux !
Faut pas gonfler Gérard Lambert
Quand y répare sa mobylette
C'est la morale de ma chanson
Moi j' la trouve chouette
Pas vous ? ah bon...
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