J'me souviens de l'odeur
En suspendant l'couloir
J'me souviens qu'j'avais peur
Mais qu'c'etait obligatoire
J'me souviens d'la couleur
De mon p'tit sac de toile
J'me souviens d'ma pudeur
D'vant les bonnes femmes à poils
J'tombait comme en apnée
Dès le stade du vestiaire
Où j'me suis fait poussé
Des belles verrues plantaires
Puis j'courait aux toilettes
Enfiler mon Speedo
Qui moulait mon squelette
Sans doute un p'tit peu trop
J'grandissait tellement vite
J'avais toujours l'maillot
Une taille trop petite
C'était pas très confo
Mon nom c'était pas top
Mais bon ca continue
Histoire d'avoir l'air propre
Fallait s'mouiller l'tissus
Puis toute en chair de poule
Et l'maillot dans la raie
J'mettait mes cheveux en boule
Dans un affreux bonnet
En genre de caoutchouc
Que quand j'allais l'enlver
Y'allait manquer des bouts
De mon cuir échevelé
J'me souviens d'la froideur
De l'odieux vaste bain
J'me souviens d'la hauteur
Des 3 maudits tremplins
Que juste a les r'garder
J'voulais perdre connaissance
Je spotais les bouées
Qui allais valoir qu'on m'lancent
Puis y'avait l'professeur
Musclé jusqu'au mâchoire
Qui j'imagine qu'a c't'heure, il doit être un vieillard
Oui mon beau prof à moi
Un italien de souche
Que j'voulais pas qu'il vois qu'j'avais l'maillot dans l'fourche
J'revais qu'il me regarde
Que ses grosses mains me touchent
J'revais de ma noyade
Juste pour le bouche à bouche
Un coup d'sifflet strident
Et fini les fantasmes
C'est en claquant des dents
Que j'me sauçais la carcasse
Puis j'm'agrippais aux bord
A m'en casser les griffes
Les babines dans l'chlore
Les balounes dans l'pif
Quand j'essayais d'apprendre
A faire des bubulles
En suivant les commandes
De mon super Hercule
Puis dès que j'me r'tournais
Vers une de mes comparses
Fallait toujours qu'elle ait
En travers de la face
Comme une trace gluante
Disparue aussitôt
Que la p'tite ecoeurrante
Osait s'rincer l'coco
Et puis y'avais les pros
Dans les couloirs du fond
Qui nous faisait leur show
De nage papillon
Mois j'avalais leurs vagues
Les grands yeux tout veineux
Un ballon a la taille
Et les levres toutes bleues
Aujourd'hui je n'pratique
Qu'la nage du p'tit chien
Dans les parcs aquatiques
J'reste du bord des bambins
J'ai des beau maillots neufs
Qui finalement me font
Puis j'porte plus ma tête d'?uf
Quand j'fait d'la natation
J'porte pas non plus le string
Si vous voulez savoir
Vieux traumatisme intime
Mes fesses ont d'la mémoire
Au diable le smokling
Au diable les plongeons
Faut bien que j'me résigne
J'srais jamais.... un poisson
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