C'était en 77 je slammais pour la 1ère fois de ma carrière sur un texte qui s'appelait Peauaime, P.E.A.U.A.I.M.E.
J'étais en quelque sorte un précurseur.
Ouais je sais je me la pète un petit peu.
Pour l'ami Karim et Fabien dit Grand Corps Malade
Tous deux grands slammeurs devant l'éternel
J'ai écris un texte que j'ai récité pour la 1ère fois au café culturel de Saint-Denis, dans une soirée qui s'intitulait Slamalekoum, du 14 Décembre 2007. Soit 30 ans après Peauaime.
Pour Karim, pour Fabien
Les détrousseurs de rimes
Défricheurs de quatrains
Sans dictionnaires de frime
Pour ces petits frangins
Déjà bien plus grands qu'moi
Qui m'enterreront demain
Si ce n'est pas fait déjà
J'voudrais offrir ce slam
Un peu ripou, bancal
Rigole pas ma p'tite dame
Ou j'te slame une mandale
Ce sera mon tout premierJ'vous vois venir les tapettes
Pourvu que ce soit le dernier
Que vous vous dites en cachette
Pour Fabien, pour Karim
Et pour tous vos potos
J'ai torché ces pauvres rimes
Ce matin au bistrot
J'vais vous les balancer
A capella, vaut mieux
J'vais pas vous imposer
En plus ma zik de vieux
Ça sera pas un hommage
Plein d'clichés, de lieux communs
Style "Putain j'ai la rage
Vous écrivez trop bien"
Comme j'suis un poil pudique
Je vais pas vous sucer
Et puis surtout pas en public
On n'est pas chez Cauet
Pour Karim, pour Fabien
Qui parfois me citez
Au milieu de quelques uns
Dont vous vous prétendez
Un p'tit peu les enfants
Ou voir les héritiers
Je voulais vous retourner le compliment
De manière détournée
J'vais chercher la p'tite bête
Dans vos slams, dans vos bouches
Même si j'adore vos textes
J'aime enculer les mouches
Alors j'vous dirai que
Malgré tout l'amour
Que j'ai pour vos couplets
Ça manque un peu d'humour
Et malgré la passion
Que m'inspire votre vécu,
Ça manque un peu de nichons,
Ça manque un petit peu d'cul
Pour Fabien Pour Karim
Porte-voix des cités
Quand j'analyse vos rimes
J'me dis un peu "fais chier"
Il n'y a pas d'autres mots
Que "périphérique" ou "keufs"
Pour décrire vos ghettos
Parlez moi de vos meufs
Au lieu de vous répandre
Sur les banlieues d'embrouilles
Dîtes moi si vos femmes bandent
Quand elles pensent à vos couilles
Plutôt qu'poétiser
Fraternité, marmots
Dîtes nous quand vous niquez
Si elles crient "Renaud"
Pour Karim, pour Fabien,
Qui ont qu'le mot "police"
A longueur de quatrain
Quand j'attends "clitoris"
Qui disent "93"
Pour parler d'leur pays
Quand j'attends: "hé, ça baise
Comme des Dieux à Saint Denis! "
Vous parlez de la lutte
Pour des vies moins tragiques
Mais jamais des turluttes
Derrière la basilique
Des gamins qui ont la frite
De leurs exploits, de leurs envies
Mais jamais des coups d'bites
Dont ils sont tous sortis
Pour Fabien, pour Karim
Quand l'premier rime en "sein"
Et le second en "pine"
Je vais conclure enfin
Sans rajouter d'couplets
Sans hymne à la sodo
Sans les culs à bouffer
Qui manquent à vos brûlots
Je termine mon poème
Mon slam un peu vulgos
Plein de mouille et de sperme
Qui ne choquera que les craignos
J'vous autorise quand même
Si vous me trouvez trop nul
Quand je vous dis "Je vous aime"
A me répondre "On t'encule"
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