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Baby-sitting blues


Samedi soir, on est d'virée
On a confié la gamine
à la gonzesse d'à côté
La voisine
On lui a dit : tu peux manger
Y'a des oeufs dans l'frigidaire
Tu peux r'garder la télé
Y'a Drucker
Réponds pas au téléphone
Sauf si on te téléphone
Pi surtout t'ouvres à personne
Si on sonne
Si la p'tite elle fait la foire
Tu lui racontes une histoire
Si elle a soif, tu la fais boire
Mais pas trop
Baby-siting blues, baby-sitting blues
C'est l'blues de maman-papa
Qui s'en vont pi qu'assument pas
C'est l'blues de papa-maman
Le feu à l'appartement
Ceci, cela
La voisine est étudiante
Mais elle est quand même gentille
Elle prépare une thèse sur Kant
Elle m'la f'ra lire
Elle a monté ses affaires
Ses lunettes et son cartable
Posé son gros dictionnaire
Sur la table
Y'avait pas beaucoup d'images
La gamine a pas aimé
Lui a arraché toutes les pages
Sans s'presser
C'était plutôt mal barré
Entre la grande et la p'tite
Z'étaient pas vraiment branchées
Sur l'même trip
Baby-sitting blues, baby-sitting blues
C'est l'blues de maman-papa
Qui s'en vont pi qu'assument pas
C'est l'blues de papa-maman
Qui s'emmerdent au restaurant
Puis ça s'voit
La p'tite a voulu manger
L'étudiante lui a dit : bon,
J'vais t'préparer une purée
Au jambon
Ma fille a dit : l'a du gras
A foutu l'assiette par terre
C'est normal, elle aime pas l'gras
Elle aime que son père
Ta purée elle est caca
Je veux une omelette aux oeufs
Et un grand verre de Coca
Ou même deux
L'baby-sitter, excédée,
Lui r'file un Choco BN
Un yaourt pas très sucré
Pi une beigne
Baby-sitting blues, baby-sitting blues
C'est l'blues de maman-papa
Qui s'en vont pi qu'assument pas
C'est l'blues de papa-maman
Qui balisent en attendant
La fin du r'pas
La grande va bientôt craquer
Déjà elle veut plus d'enfants
S'écroule devant la télé
Pas longtemps
Ma gamine arrive en pleurs
Veut voir une cassette maint'nant
Celle des Schtroumpfs et d'leur bonheur
écoeurant
Pi qu'après on lui raconte
Une histoire où l'a des loups
Une princesse et puis un monstre
Et c'est tout
Le baby-sitter veut bien
Mais seulement après Drucker
La gamine y colle un pain
Par derrière
Baby-sitting blues, baby-sitting blues
C'est le blues de maman-papa
Qui s'en vont pi qu'assument pas
C'est le blues de papa-maman
Qui s'demandent si en rentrant
ça ira
Samedi soir, ça a baigné
On a paniqué pour rien
La p'tite avait assuré
Plutôt bien
Elle bouquinait dans sa piaule
« la Critique de la raison pure »
Trouvait ça presque aussi drôle
Que Ben Hur
La grande dormait comme un veau
L'a fallu la réveiller
En lui jetant des seaux d'eau
Bien glacés
L'est partie en titubant
Pi ça m'a coûté dix sacs
Les baby-sitters maint'nant
Quelle amaque
Baby-sitting blues, baby-sitting blues
C'est l'blues de maman-papa
Qui s'en vont pi qu'assument pas
C'est l'blues de papa-maman
Le feu à l'appartement ceci, cela

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